12.15.2008 MEGAN FOX AT SPIKE

I like how Megan Fox is pretending to be all innocent before going on stage at the Spike Video Game Awards last night.  As if she wasn’t about to make a billion teen boys whack off.  She-Devil.  But then when she did go on stage there was this shiny angel thing.  Which makes a lot of sense if you think about it.  I’m lying of course.  But maybe it makes sense if you’re stoned off your ass, as I assume most gamers are.  I don’t get high but mostly because I don’t know where to buy any drugs.  I entered "marijuana" and then my area code into google but nothing good came up.  So then I added "how to buy" at the beginning but still nothing.  This may prove to be more challenging than I hoped.


(440) Comments

  1. grubber 12/15/2008 04:01

    nice.  goofy hotness.

    my name is grubber, and I approve of this post. 

  2. Joliet Jake 12/15/2008 04:28

    What's with the sneakers and water bottle? Our Megan deserves better. And why am I up this early?

  3. Carna 12/15/2008 04:45

    ;o

  4. Ballsnyc 12/15/2008 04:55

    Megan Fox ON MY SPIKE!!!

  5. Ballsnyc 12/15/2008 04:57

    Look at the angels they have TOE!

     I can't wait to go to heaven!!

  6. Ballsnyc 12/15/2008 05:01

    Bottom row third picture= Angel Toe!

  7. RemSteale 12/15/2008 05:02

    I actually think the angels look more interesting, lets hope they left that small patch at the base of the spine when they painted them.. (and if you dont know that reference, shame on you)

  8. Terd Ferguson 12/15/2008 05:04

    Fucking tittay overload this morning.

  9. Evil Malcom Norris 12/15/2008 05:05

    I would golden shower the silver angel

  10. Ballsnyc 12/15/2008 05:05

    Rem- Angels don't breathe- they suck!

  11. RemSteale 12/15/2008 05:13

    I sincerely hope so Balls, otherwise I want to go to the other place when I die

  12. Komodo 12/15/2008 05:17

    :) :) :)

     

    Win.

  13. Icarus 12/15/2008 05:18

    Please kill the bitch. With fire. Lots of it. Can't stand the woman.

  14. Terd Ferguson 12/15/2008 05:19

    Icarus - You sir can get the fuck out.  We don't want your kind here.

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 12/15/2008 05:23

    Icarus' post kinda crashed and burned…oopsy…sorry, didn't mean to clutter up a hot girl post with mythological references…even though the Oracle predicted I would find…um…happiness this morning…

  16. TitsMcGbackfromvacation 12/15/2008 05:48

    Wow.. her face isn't greasy for once.

  17. DB's Treasure 12/15/2008 05:51

    I'd make her face "greasy"

  18. DB's Treasure 12/15/2008 05:52

    "Please kill the bitch. With fire. Lots of it. Can't stand the woman."

     

    Go sit on a dick and rotate. 

  19. DB's Treasure 12/15/2008 05:56

    :::taps microphone:::

    Is this thing on?

    :::blocks spot light with hand; notices an empty room:::

    Well, alright then.  

  20. Long_Duk_Dong 12/15/2008 05:57

    sit on cactus and rotate

    DB - Back Philly?

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