A man named Daniel Combs was arrested early this morning (mugshot here) when he attempted to break through security at a Scottsdale, Arizona nightclub and get close to Lindsay Lohan. TMZ says…
Cops tell us Lohan was leaving the Jackrabbit Supper Club & Lounge in the wee hours this morning with GF Sam Ronson when a 38-year-old man in the crowd jumped out at her, trying to go around club security to meet her. We're told he was arrested for disorderly conduct and released a few hours later. No charges have been filed yet.
Well, he has to go to jail now, but at least it was worth it. Lindsay seemed to be really impressed by the mans tenacity and dedication. Oh wait…
Lindsay and Sam were both interviewed by cops, but neither was even aware anything had happened.
This guy has a lot to learn about stalking a human target, but at least he picked out a nice outfit. Vertical lines on a black sweater combine to produce a dramatic slimming effect. That's why me and some other fashion experts named him, Best Dressed Lunatic of 2008.
First? Could I really be?
Guess so, WhoD
Who knew Tom Arnold had a crush on Li-Ho?
Oh, (P)Rick - you rock.
I was going to a Jim Belushi reference, but yours is much more accurate.
If you're going to attempt to"meet" this skank, i would suggest grabbing for her tits, which are her one and only redeeming feature.
If it was me, I wouldn't have given up until I got my dick between her tits.
I mean, if you're going to jail anyway . . .
I'd still fuck LiLo, but I'd do it with less enthusiasm. Who the fuck is she to need security at the club? I see ass rape in the cards…
mom…stop, I'll start blushing…
I'mma say this once to all you bitches.
The difference between, 'OMG that guy is totally stalking me…he climbed up my drainpipe and left flowers on my balcony' and, 'OMG that guy is totally crushing on me…he climbed up my drainpipe and left flowers on my balcony' is do you want to fuck the man or not.
We chase you. Sometimes you let us catch you, sometime you run away. That's fine.
Don't front like this whole boy/girl thing is some creepy ritual we came up with in the basement just to wierd you out.
cockfuckingsuckdamnit that just pisses me off.
what? you mean the Ugly Sunglasses Rescue Force isn't a legally recognized division of public safety? bullocks on that buttdick, i say…!
"mom…stop, I'll start blushing…"
Do I have a microphone in my bedroom?
Good One (p)Rick!
Creepy bloodshot eyes, he must have been on drugs to go after that firecrotch. Such a waste of good titts..
FB, I'll keep saying this as long as I live; LiLo is fucking hot and I'd crawl over hellfire and broken glass to grab a piece of that ass
Did I mention that I would totally fuck her tits? . . . I did? . . . Sorry, I forgot.
"Cops tell us Lohan was leaving the Jackrabbit Supper Club & Lounge"
wait, don't tell me…heading up the investigation…Marshall Sam McCloud…love me some Dennis Weaver TV shows…
DB - One thing turns me off of her, because she has fantastic tits, but I cannot handle the fucking freckles. They are everywhere, it looks like she has some sort of skin disease…and she might!
DB, did you pull on SuperB's hat while you tapped that ass?
Not one Jackrabbit joke yet?
Really?
I'm disappointed.
I don't think fucking LiHo is really that difficult. You know, no "beat the lines - holiday rush" there. Know what I mean? A wink is as good as a nudge…
It's been awhile, I'm lame…
the Jackrabbit Supper Club & Lounge
Is that the place with the vibrators bolted to the tables?