The print edition of Us magazine says that inexplicably popular "Twilight" star Robert Pattison was at the Improv in Hollywood when the comedian on stage made a joke about the death of Heath Ledger. Pattinson then yelled out, "fuck you, you suck". Because he was so offended. As am I. Not because of a Heath Ledger joke, but because the joke was so hacky and predictable.
“[He] booed a comic who said, “Here’s my impression of Heath Ledger,” then he collapsed and began faking convulsions. “Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him, “ the source said.
“The comic didn’t know who it was, but I’m sure he found out later!”
Oooohhhh, did he really?!?!?! Did he really find out it was THE Robert Pattinson?!?!?!? OMG, he must be scared to death, his career will be ruined, he crossed paths with the most amazing and powerful man in the world!?!?! Luckily for him Pattinson will be too stoned to remember any of this. Because he’s clearly high as fuck every single day of his life. When you see pictures of this guy, all that’s missing is some wiggly stink lines above his head and X’s for eyes.
If only Twilight was the description of the status of his acting career…
::throws a soggy cookie in the punch bowl::
He's just tired of having a man penetrate his anus every morning. Poor fuck.
Here, let me do my Robert Pattison impression….
*inserts cock into his mouth*
I takes a certain kind of man to jerk off a tit.
I'm gonna hire Ralph Fiennes for the hit on Pattison…
I didn't think the second post could be more boner shriveling than the first, but I was wrong. Actually, who am I kidding? I would coat Rachel Ray in man sauce five times a day (and I still don't know why I want to?)
I think that comedian should get an academy award for that impersonation.
Pattinson then yelled out, "fuck you, you suck"
Et tu, Brute?
I don't know whose side to take on this one. Oh yeah . . . I don't give a shit.
Your mother is a fat fuck.
Mongro, are you having a bad day? Someone sounds angry! Uh oh!
Heath found a way to quit Jake Gyllenhaal, perhaps Pattinson needs to follow his lead.
Do you need a cookie and a pat on the head? Ok, there you go, now don't bother the grownups.
Fussy! Death is amusing!
Yes, when one looks at death, defecation, rape, or animalistic sex in odious excrement - one sees "entertainment" in its purest form!
wow doc - you know Latin?!
You know who does a good Heath Ledger impression?
Anna Nicole Smith
From one gay to another gay, "you are ghey."
Aren't vampires just zombies with charisma?