There are a few easy ways to know it’s going to be a bad day, even as you’re just waking up: 1. "Why does my asshole hurt?" 2. You’re covered in blood (not yours). 3. A brand in the shape of a pentagram appears on your chest. 4. You’re Vietnamese.
Another good way is when look all over for sexy pictures to start the day off right and the best you can do is Brooke Hogan. Now I don’t think Brooke would mind me saying she’s the best I could do, because I’m sure she’s heard that a hundred times as the bar is closing, but I feel like you deserve better. But I will say this for her, she may be ugly, but what she lacks in looks she makes up for by being fat and unlikeable and the ability to never do anything right.
Wait…
titties!!!!
You're right….we deserve better… next time could you crop her head off and everything below the sturnum and post that picture because that would be the best?
did anyone else notice the wet mark on the roller bladers crotch?
nice tits, mannish everything else. I am confused
She looks like a shaved Mrs Chewbacca.
Hey, what's the deal with the roller blader?
I would happily bang her like a drum. So while everyone else is turning up their nose at her, I'd be having orgasms. Winners all!
I hate this girl. What is her talent that makes her famous again? Not singing, thats for sure. Ugh.
Whatcha gonna do brother, when… ah, fuck it.
5/10. Id rather beat my dick against an electric fence then drill this shim.
Strike 1: this bitch is wearing cargopants 2: she looks like the undercarriage of a rusty 96 ford ranger 3: her dad would be jealous if any of us railed her and would crush us if we turned her down
the hogan family as a whole sucks
Not that I was looking at that. Her tits are more entertaining.
But check out the guy's pants in the first picture. It looks like he pissed himself.
Precisely. The question of the day is "Who is the homo in the back and why has he pissed himself." Obviously not a security guard since his expression is clueless. They usually at least feign consternation.
FUCKING HER WOULD BE LIKE FUCKING A JAR OF MAYO (AND I DONT MEAN HELLMANN'S,) I ONCE WATCHED 5 MIN OF HER NEW SHOW AND I BARELY RESISTED THE URGE TO GOUGE MY EYE BALL'S , B/C WATCHING 5 MINS OF HER IS WAY WORSE THAN WATCHING 5 MINS OF NOTHING. THANK YOU BROOKE FOR WASTING MY TIME, HOPEFULLY YOUR SHOW WONT LAST ANOTHER SEASON AS YOUR FAMILY GOES FROM HERO TO ZERO
It's not really fair that she has those nice tits. For Christmas she should be forced to donate them to a cute girl in need of bigger boobs.
I bet she has a bleached asshole
If she always looked like pic 3, I'd hit it.
its pretty gay that wwtdd always rips on brooke hogan. like, really gay. wwtdd probably has never kissed a girl.
this chick may be stupid but it's not her personality youd be fucking. Youd be slapping those tits back and forth while probing her cootch, which all look fine to me.
Why is this chubby bag of bleach wearing a kabballah (or however the fuck you spell it) bracelet? Someone should kick her in the gooch.