All last week there were reports that were clearly not true, claiming Amy Winehouse was reborn during her vacation on St Lucia, and she was cleaning up her act and swearing off the drugs and alcohol. Oh hey guess what…
A Wasted Amy Winehouse was reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her.
Each day seems to start with good intentions as she limbers up with yoga-style stretches before swinging into action on exercise rings.
But by lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool.
Come nightfall and she is hitting the bottle with pals — despite the booze ban agreed by her management and staff.
What that last sentence means is the staff ins't supposed to serve her alcohol, but Amy has a plan, with each phase more fiendish and clever than the last.
She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail.
A source at the £200-a-night resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
Ahem … "She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." Oh that's right. What a lady. This new boyfriend she found sure is one lucky fella. I think he and I should duel for her love. I declare pistols at dawn!
If she tried to take my drink I’d punch her in the stomach and then possibly piss on her while she was doubled over.
fist, her ass
Not even Pauly Dangerously, FilmDrunk’s Jacktion!’s not quite as funny flunky, would fuck this bitch.
this site has turned into a winehouse hourly update
This is probably the greatest thing ever, Amy is like a homeless person on vacation. Finding every way to spare a buck.
“We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs.”
That is about the only way I’d like seeing Crackhouse going commando…
That is the cleanest the bottoms of her feet have ever been.
Fuck, this is the first thing I see in the morning?
… this is going to be a terrible day I can feel it.
Amy Winehouse going commando?
Yeah, quote the fucking Sun! Tomorrow’s headline:
“Amy, 16: I am Hitler’s love child”
I see the filtering is still as wonderful as ever? That was supposed to say Shudders and vomits copiously after the question mark
She is a menace…seriously needs to be shot.
What filter?
This bitch is like a NY Cockroach! She’ll never die!!
In fact, I bet if Winewhore found a NY Cockroach, she’d probably try to smoke it!
Winehouse a drunken or high mess, it’s as regular as the sunset.
Don’t shoot her. Put a leash on her and sell her to the nearest county fair. She will still make a buck as “Wutna, the wild Woman of Wongo”.
Morning SuperB
That looks more like Pauly Shore.
Nope, still not funny.
While you’re down there…..