I can't even begin to imagine how awful it would be to deal with Cameron Diaz and her insufferable little act in real life. She thinks she’s so charming and adorable. She’s not. At all. I’d rather be locked in a room with that thing that humps your face in Alien than this cunt. Keep in mind this marble-mouthed simpleton is paid millions of dollars to read words, and yet when push comes to shove, she can’t even pronounce Angelina Jolies name right. "Angelina". It's not like she had to say "eschatological". An-ge-li-na. I don’t think I’m being a slave driver to ask that actors learn to read words without sounding like they have a mouth full of balls.
But HOT!
But you have to admit, you would pay to see Cameron Diaz with a mouthfull of balls
Yeah rem, my balls
I would love to see it for free
first Dane Cock…now this…I truly hate you, posting dude…this could only be worse if you posted pics of Winehouse in a three-way with Snaggletooth and this ragged out ho above…no, not the Wahlberg asshat…
Say Hi to ya motha for me!
Aren’t most actresses morons? I’d still bang this broad, I mean I don’t want to discuss physics with her or anything.
What the hell was with the “What Would Tank Do?” shit and different template on the front page? Ever fucking since the Post titles went from ALL CAPS to all lowercase shit has been downhill. Is this seriously even the same writer?
Also Hot at Globes:
Demi needs Moore of my cock
Hayden no-tits Panettiere
Blake she makes my cock Lively
Kate Winslet (Nothing really works here)
Tina -cum on my scar Fey
I might be missing one or two, but its busy at work, no time to play!
A guy is dating a farmers daughter one winter and the farmer talks to the boy one day. he says, “boy I want you to slow things down with my little girl.”
the boy replys why?
Well I knows you were messin’ around with her out in the barn the other day and then had to go outside to pee.
the boys say I did have to pee, so what?
the farmer asks, did you write your name in the snow?
the boys says yes.
the farmer then says, well I do know my daughters hand writing
I will put my sperm in her hair!
actually…
Kate (Winslet) Win-slut
Tina -cum on my Scar Fey-ce…for the additional movie reference…carry on…
Aww… FUCK GRANDMA!
Marky Mark is kinda lookin hot…
hahaha pool, great joke!
you done?
the clip is too long. I don’t have shit to do, but I ain’t doing that 5 minutes. fuck, it can’t be that bad.
anyone a transcript of the way she mispronounciates angelina?
in the caption in the video he looks like rainman B, nothing hot..
She is blond AND Dumb! Gee!
Don’t bring up the festering Winehouse. With any luck the bitch died over the weekend and no one has found the body yet. If we keep talking about ut she might show up!
And I don’t really mind Diaz, there’s far worse looking women in Hollywood, and like BSDC said, you’re looking to stick your penis in their ass, not discuss physics…
Nice, Rick, always bringing some class and witty humor to WWTDD
I’m gonna pinch the microphone wire so when I release it you’ll hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
now THAT is witty!
well done DB, I applaud you.