Evan Rachel Wood was dating Marilyn Manson when she was 19 and he was 38, and there was a rumor Ed Norton was donkey punching her (seriously) when she was 18 and he was 36, so obviously this bitch is nuts, and so of course she would date 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. Why wouldn’t she? She’s 21 now, by the way. Fox News says…
The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.
The duo have been romantically linked since she played his daughter in "The Wrestler," although Wood always denied that they were anything more than friends.
I think it's safe to say someone in this story has some unresolved dad issues. I still believed in fairies when I was 18, this weirdo was takin it in the ass from a movie star twice her age. Although, if she wanted someone to play dad in her life, shouldn't she be buying Mickey Rourke a tie? Why is she fucking all these older guys? What sense does that make? God you bitches are all nuts.
Gotta love cradle robbers…
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“Evan Rachel Wood Will Do Anyone”
I thought that was Tengo’s slogan?
I’m scared of her twat…. it may turn me into a leathered senior citizen
I’m older than her so I guess I qualify although I’m not sure I want to plunder that snatch after all the old dick its seen.
Just kidding, I’d slam this young broad in an instant.
damn zombie
I told you Mickey Rourke was badass. You should listen to me next time.
She looked better with locks of red hair. Visually she’s the complete opposite of clayface. It’s one of those things in life that is a shame for both parties.
This news makes my penis cry.
Zombie, enough, please dude
Jayms, that made me think that Mickey would be awesome as a Batman villian. Maybe not Clayface, though, that’s a little cruel.
“Zombie, enough, please dude”
Did….I miss something?
she’s average at best. meaning she’d probably give me head while i took a shit.
Nothing out of the ordinary, DB.
Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, Evan Rachel Wood…
I have to say I’d be more than willing to plunge into Marilyn Manson’s leftovers anytime.
Ahhh, ‘blumpkins’. Good choice, lefty.
him and norv turner should start beating the shit out of each other. winner fucks a retard.
< ----- in memory of Evan's and Ed'd relationship
She’s not that great, but for a 56 year old dude, that’s quite a score.
She must have heard that he’s hung like a Rhino!
Hey ERW!! I’m hung like a DRAGON(fly) let me give you a test run!
Poolman, quit trying to moderate me you fucking douchebag. Nobody said anything to you. Besides, I was referring to the user on here named TengoWouldDoAnyone.