Mickey Rourke, Feeling Pretty

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Actor turned drugs, booze, and pugilist, Mickey Rourke, was but one plastic surgery procedure away from feeling pretty. So he said after his latest nose job. 

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Mickey Rourke With Dog And Purse

October 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nature is a tricky thing to fuck with. That was the message of Jurassic Park, it’s eight sequels, and fifty-seven ripoffs. Of course, scientists are constantly fucking with nature as that’s also how we get the polio vaccine and sugar-free cheesecake. Sometimes you get a guilt-free snack bite, sometimes a T-rex that consumes vaguely ethnically diverse amusement park-goers. Or sometimes when the devil’s feeling frisky, you get Mickey Rourke.

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Mickey Rourke Got The Short End

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The older fellas in Hollywood are juicing something fierce. That along with rampant male plastic surgery is creating a class of AARP dudes around town who don’t quite look like you remember grandpa when you sat on his lap and he told you how he killed a whore while on leave in Korea and he’s not sorry.

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Mickey Rourke The Champ And Shit Around The Web

December 3, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke went back to boxing because no one wants to hire a guy who looks like a battered weasel’s vagina. He won his first fight against 29-year-old Elliot Seymour. Except that it was probably fixed. Why Randy the Ram, why? See the old man beating away death. (The Superficial) Alexandria Daddario and her tits […]

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Mickey Rourke’s Motives Questionable (VIDEO)

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke staged a boxing match in Russia because he still has something to prove to his dad. Also he likes banging whores with the kind of crooked teeth only Mother Russia serves up. It turns out his opponent was not a legitimate boxer but some hobo Rourke’s people found on the streets of Pasadena. […]

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Mickey Rourke’s Got Putin’s Back (VIDEO)

August 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke offered a ringing endorsement of Vladamir Putin while in Russia. It seems that dudes who are cartoonish symbols of masculinity born out of self loathing find a way to relate to one another, and being a douche cuts deeper than politics. Rourke definitely wants to deep throat Putin’s man meat, which given Putin’s […]

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