I bet Janet Jackson is all ripped out under that big baggy black coat. Because she’s all into working out and eating right. That’s why she was on the cover of Us magazine in a bikini. Twice. She works out and eats right. She doesn’t do steroids, a cutting cycle like Winstrol or Primobolancycle, to get ripped when she has an album out. I don’t know why you would think that. This is normal. People shapeshift like this all the time, like in those X-Men movies, for example.
That is one hot bear.
And with that coat and the white cuffs peeking out she looks kinda Asian. Like an old west railroad coolie.
So she’s what, a panda bear?
Ah humm…She’s pregnant.
So black IS slimming.
Jesus, you can barely fit her in frame.
I can’t imagine how disgusting her farts must smell.
You can call me Jesus DB Christ…
Wait….that ISN’T Oprah????
She’s pregnant, I read about it in line at the grocery store.
Her brother is the father.
She looks like one of “praise Lord” folks from yesterday
Which brother, cause Michael aint impregnating any woman
I wonder if she could feel a bout of heyo fatness coming on so she got pregnant just to have an excuse. For being fat I mean.
Cause it’s like that.
Yo.
Michael calls dibs on your kid, Janet.
Looks like Oprah to me….fat Oprah, not skinny Oprah
She is like engaged to Jermaine Dupri I think
I still love her
No..my first name ain’t Baby…its Super, Mrs. B if your NASTY
I am losing my little french girl
Mon dieu!
well POOL you shouldn’t have spanked her so hard
Janet Jackson a besoin du manger mon merd.
Okay, enough about this twat. ON WITH THE CHAOS!!!
::sets fire to LDD’s curtains::
She’s chunking up for hibernation