01.26.2009 lindsay looks hot

Sam Ronsons vagina must have some kind of poison in it because every time we see Lindsay Lohan its like she’s lost another 10 pounds.  The Daily Mail says…

A worryingly thin Lindsay Lohan shocked fellow shoppers while shopping in New York yesterday with her mother and sister.
The actress looked gaunt and frail as she wandered round a SoHo shoe store, her  thin T-shirt doing little to mask her jutting bones.
The speed of the 22-year-old's weight loss is almost as much of a concern as her thin frame. It has been attributed in part to a calorie-burning weight-loss drink, VPX RedLine Fat Incinerator, not dissimilar to the Celsius drink favoured by the equally skinny Katie Holmes.

VPX RedLine, huh?  Thanks Daily Mail!


(87) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/26/2009 11:12

    Goddammit she makes me want to whip out my dick and stick it in the first hole I see and just imagine that it’s her.

  2. RedRage 01/26/2009 11:12

    How do her tits stay so big while the rest of her vanishes?

  3. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/26/2009 11:13

    Big difference from the last post…

  4. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/26/2009 11:14

    Is she wearing a onesy like my kids do? A onsey with tites?

  5. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/26/2009 11:15

    Her hair looks like sebastian bachs did back in the day.

  6. WhoDeaux 01/26/2009 11:18

    She’s at a shoe store.

    Is she embracing her shoedom?

  7. Zombie 01/26/2009 11:18

    TGGT, spend a lot of time beating off to Skid Row posters?

  8. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 01/26/2009 11:19

    did she drop a load in those tights?

  9. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/26/2009 11:20

    nope. I don’t spend a lot beating off to this ashtray either.

    I wasn’t exactly meaning that as a compliment to Ms. Lohan either for whatever it is worth.

  10. The PoolMan 01/26/2009 11:20

    talk about extremes

  11. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/26/2009 11:22

    Alrighty out for a while kids. play nice.

  12. Zombie 01/26/2009 11:24

    Poolman, what’s with the blimp avatar? Remind you of your wife?

  13. The Fried Man 01/26/2009 11:25

    Sam Ronsons vagina must have some kind of poison in it…

    Or it has cocaine it. One of the two.

  14. DumbBlondeArkie 01/26/2009 11:25

    FTR, Doc, if you’re counting old folks, you should include me. I’m 43. And, I’m damn glad you enjoyed your trip!

  15. WhoDeaux 01/26/2009 11:25

    Gosh Zombie you really have a need to attack people from a safe distance today.

    Must have been a wonderful weekend for you.

  16. ohmwrecker 01/26/2009 11:25

    WhoD, I am going to knock into shoedom come!

  17. fbones 01/26/2009 11:25

    jessica simpson could use some of that meth, i mean “vpx redline”

  18. ohmwrecker 01/26/2009 11:26

    knock you . . . goddamnit!

  19. ohmwrecker 01/26/2009 11:26

    Who gave me LDD’s keyboard?

  20. fbones 01/26/2009 11:27

    its easy to imagine why she’s so skinny. if i saw samantha ronson naked, i’d lose my appetite and stop eating too.

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