michael lohan needs your help

Michael Lohan has done what any father would do when he thinks his daughter is in trouble, namely written a blog about it to question his ex wife and call his daughter’s girlfriend a dyke.  Problem Solved!

While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston. Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay"s presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren't because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?!When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn't happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it?Well, as you can see, I'm not going to sit back and let it slide.I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

Did he really think that MAN joke was so strong he should use it every other sentence.  Or did he think we wouldn't get what he was slyly implying if he only did it 18 times.  Because he was mistaken.  God they're dumb as rocks, these Lohans.