01.26.2009 miley should consider a bra

Okay so maybe these pictures were interesting, because at one point when Miley Cyrus was getting on her horse, her breast slipped out of her dress, right in front of the entire crew.  But you’re gonna have to take my word on that because this is the closet thing I can publish.  The government really freaks out when you have topless pictures of underage girls, as I learned all too well when I made the gripping documentary, "Girls At My High School In The Shower."

(27) Comments

  1. Doctor Jack 01/26/2009 04:15

    Someone should hit it before puberty does.

  2. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 04:42

    You made a documentary complaining about the girls at your high school in the shower?

    CAULK! (I figured I’d try it out. You know, instead of “FIST?”)

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/26/2009 05:31

    How old is this up and coming slut? No matter, from prior pic sets I’m guessing she’s already an expert in cock management.

  4. MonyVibescu 01/26/2009 06:03

    …But what is this ice-knife that pierces my gaze? I expose your red hole…

  5. Andrew 01/26/2009 06:03

    By the way she’s dressed, I think she just looked up “free spirit” for 5 minutes on Google and then went with whatever came up. Ooh I’m so vintage!

  6. MonyVibescu 01/26/2009 06:07

    This prick is anointed in her oils. I have seen the firmament of minge, Andrew. Use your vacuous mouth. Go on! Suck the members of 20,000 convicts. I swear upon my god’s hot fuck, that the sun shall yet eclipse the moon!

  7. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 01/26/2009 06:12

    within 2 years, there will nude pics of this fugly bitch everwhere!

    WHO CARES!

  8. The Fried Man 01/26/2009 06:43

    Fck the government. I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t see teenage celebrity boobs when they spill out of their dresses.

  9. The Fried Man 01/26/2009 06:44

    …and what the fck is she doing on a white horse? Can wait when we’re watching her on “Childhood Celebrities: Where are they Now?” in ten years.

  10. TWF2tW 01/26/2009 07:13

    I’m sorry, but I can’t believe that her breast slipped out until I see it…
    …And the search begins.

  11. Lil'Yimmy Norton 01/26/2009 07:56

    Tell that fruity fun ruiner thats blocking the shot to get out of the way

  12. Tyrone Biggums 01/26/2009 08:01

    That picture is classic example of a cock-block. The cameraman should have yelling “look, titties!” Oh, and why hasn’t that fucker been arrested for CP yet? Surely he got some nip slips for himself.

  13. BALLSY 01/26/2009 08:13

    B I won’t tell the Gov’t!

  14. vickyh 01/26/2009 08:41

    AAAAAHAHA! That’a hilarious
    I saw this poll about it on:
    http://www.pollsb.com/polls/p2079860-considered_miley_cyrus_nipple_slip
    Made me laugh so hard:)

  15. zappa93 01/26/2009 08:43

    i guess it would be worth some jail time to pork this little chipmunk.

  16. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 09:12

    I’d only fuck her if her asshole father was watching me while playing a tearful rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart” and asking “Why, Hannah? Why?” Out loud.

  17. mimic 01/26/2009 09:32

    Someone find the pics!

  18. DrMeacham 01/26/2009 09:35

    She has boobs?

  19. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 09:46

    Oh, and she would have to be dressed as the Hamburglar and say “Robble” each time I thrust into her.

  20. ten pound nuts 01/26/2009 10:30

    Just remember, while you’re watching Miley’s breasts, Billy Ray is watching YOU!

    awesome vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

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