Believe it or not there was a time when everyone loved Tom Cruise and his goofy religion was no secret but he and his team keep his doofusness in check. Then in 2005 he fired Pat Kingsly, his publicist since 1995, and replaced her with his scientologist sister. Not a good idea, as it turns out. Now he has a new PR team, and it would seem they’re starting with the basics. Star says…
- no lecturing any talk show hosts (think: Matt Lauer!) about Scientology
- be more connected to the audience, stop wearing sunglasses on the red carpet
- no showing up at premieres in fancy cars. "They don't want him to seem arrogant during the recession!"
- the No. 1 priority? Winning back Tom's female fans … appear on women-friendly programs like The View. "It's all very calculated," the insider says … and when in public with Katie Holmes, "Tom needs to quit grabbing her arm and pulling her around. The idea is to make him the kinder, gentler Tom, not a controlling husband with a Stepford wife."
Um, isn’t all that just a longer way to say, don’t lecture people about religion, don’t flaunt your wealth and fame, and don’t manhandle your wife in public. I don’t mean to brag, but I think most people kind of know that all by themselves. If he’s this dumb how does he even drive a car? How far back does this go? Does he understand colors? How does he tell the difference between the ignition and the dog? Or does he just shove the key into both and see which one bites him?
PIGZ AND NIGZ, FIST THIS!!!
why do we care about tom at this point?
ZIPG and GIZP!!!
i see this lasting….
yeah..DONE
GIZP…why do I feel suddenly aroused when reading that?
You mean there’s a time when you’re NOT aroused? Shocking!
FOURTH!
also, GIZ’N!!!
Hey…could be worse…they could be “fisting” each other.
A day filled mostly with beautiful women posts and Bren drops the stinkbomb to fester for the entire weekend. I feel like I work on port-a-potties after NASCAR events.
P’GIZ and GIZ’N!!!
YAY!!!
“You mean there’s a time when you’re NOT aroused? Shocking!”
No..not really DBA..I am usually cleared for takeoff ALWAYS.
“it would seem they’re starting with the basics.”
in Tom’s case, does that mean “1 Guy, 1 Cup”?
SupB’s like Airforce 1; when the chief says it’s ready to rock and roll she just says, “Hop on.”
Tyrone - too much of a good thing will leave us desensitized to all of the nice tits and vagoo
however in most cases she’s the chief…
Yep, that sounds right to me, Chief.
oh christ, that came off a tad wrong
:::wonders why his ass is sore:::
I could never be sensitized to tits, ass or VJ.
I’m 38 and I literally get hard just being near an attrative woman. It’s like my penis is caught in junior high.
“Tyrone - too much of a good thing will leave us desensitized to all of the nice tits and vagoo”
what?? desensitized?? I could hammer my penis to a two by four with ten-penny nails and not be “desensitized” to such displays of gratuitous female nudity…
Son of a BITHCH.
DE-sensitized.
Fuck this english language. I’ve had it.