01.14.2009 what is your problem, buddy

I don’t watch this whole clip from last night’s American Idol, but at the very end of it Ryan Seacrest offers the guy a congratulatory high five, and the dude just ignores him. It's right after his brother guides him out of the audition room to make sure he doesn’t walk into any doors or walls. He just stands there looking straight ahead, seemingly more concerned with his fancy cane than accepting Seacrests congratulations. That guy is a real jerk!

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  1. Terd Ferguson 01/14/2009 05:17

    Dane Cock!

  2. Terd Ferguson 01/14/2009 05:18

    At least if this fucker is blind he can’t see the abortion at the top of this site.

  3. Godspeed 01/14/2009 05:20

    Reminds me of the time I tried to play some Tom Waits for my deaf cousin. Bitch better learn to recognize the greatest songwriter of the 20th century, I don’t care if she has to see him live and read lips.

  4. Tito's Abdomen 01/14/2009 05:22

    Err, I honestly do not understand this post. The dude is blind, obviouly he did not see Seacrest. This is almost as funny as taking a shit in a public restroom.

  5. navaho 01/14/2009 05:22

    dude was getting high fived whether he liked it or not. its not rape if he cant identify you in a lineup.

  6. Tito's Abdomen 01/14/2009 05:28

    And since I’ve been off the net for some time:
    What the fuck is going on here? You fucking aliens, bring back the original writer! The one who used to be funny. And while you are at it, fucking aliens, bring back the capital letters as well.
    Greeting from the other spacecraft: Tito

  7. password 01/14/2009 05:36

    I wish I was blind so I couldn’t see Dane Cook ads.

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/14/2009 05:37

    I agree with Tito, bring back the headline caps, it’s much more obnoxious that way.

    This guy was pretty cool, I hope he parlays this into a lot of snatch for himself.

  9. grubber 01/14/2009 05:46

    did anyone notice that the _new_ writer is on the east coast?
    that he sucks ass, nobody missed. but hey. posts this early in the day?

  10. Pauly Dangerously 01/14/2009 05:49

    I liked when he anwsered Ryan’s question with “We’ll see”.

    Cause he can’t!

  11. Tito's Abdomen 01/14/2009 05:53

    Here is another almost as funny as the original post:
    The blind fuckers name is Scott Mcintyre and he is from (drumroll)… Scottsdale.
    Fuck me sideways with a yabbi pump, what a riot!

  12. gabby jay 01/14/2009 05:54

    He kind of looks like Dane Cook. He must be his other brother, Blain Cook. BUY MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL ON DVD!

  13. Nuts 01/14/2009 05:54

    “I am giving you a high five.”

  14. Dane Cook 01/14/2009 05:55

    Hey guys, I just wanted to drop in and say thanks for all the buzz!! I can see pairing with a site like WWTDD was a great move and I hope you guys enjoy the movie… keep up the good work and keep spreading the word!

  15. Pauly Dangerously 01/14/2009 05:56

    I would have pulled my hand, swiped my hair and said “Too slow”.

  16. pepper 01/14/2009 05:58

    I thought I’d start the day with a toe.

    http://tinyurl.com/7t2bsr

  17. Tito's Abdomen 01/14/2009 06:01

    Very good pepper.
    There is nothing like a good breakfast and some porn early in the morning.
    Don’t let them mormons tell you otherwise.

  18. pepper 01/14/2009 06:04

    Tito, no need to worry, I keep my hormones in check…

  19. SuperB 01/14/2009 06:07

    Morning crew..I was hoping I might log in and this debachery would all be gone

    FUCK not so much.

  20. Tito's Abdomen 01/14/2009 06:10

    “I was hoping I might log in and this debachery would all be gone”

    I was hoping I came home, my wife brought my slippers and offered me a blow-job.

    But not so much either!

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