Despite this idea being sheer madness on every level, the National Enquirer says CBS is in secret (shhhh!) talks with Paula Abdul for her to do her own talk show. Be prepared to clinch your fists and hate life when you see how much she makes a year on American Idol by the way.
“Paula’s been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years, and she’s ready to make it a reality,” a source close to the star told The ENQUIRER.
Paula envisions the new show focusing on issues that affect average people — plus an occasional celebrity guest, says the source.
As The ENQUIRER exclusively reported last week, Paula is renegotiating her current contract with “AI” execs and is asking to double her salary.
She will earn from $5 million to $7 million, but feels she’s worth $10 million. If she doesn’t get it, she will put the wheels of her talk show in motion immediately, says the source.
This is a solid idea, because Paula Abdul is a mumbling incoherent drunken mess who nobody likes. She’s not funny, smart or insightful. Really the perfect choice for a talk show if you think about it.
Killer,
NIGZ!!!
She feels she is worth ten fucking million?
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
If I could get away with it I would totally throw a bucket of freshly laid shit on her just for the laughs.
She hasn't put a bullet in her head yet?
"This is a solid idea, because Paula Abdul is a mumbling incoherent drunken mess who nobody likes. She’s not funny, smart or insightful. Really the perfect choice for a talk show if you think about it."
Had I not seen the vapid features of the gift formerly known as Paula Abdul, I would have guessed posting dude was talking about Rosie O'Asshole…or Conan O'Dumbass…
JackieTreehorn, not unless the gun was loaded with pain killers, vodka and a broken english dictionary.
it'd be like a train wreck…so grotesque and yet, i can't look away.
ah fuck it…i'm going back to the jenny thread.
she's on more pills than i was that time i showed my neighbor and a few friends what 'the helicopter" was as i stood naked on the futon. on christmas eve.
you know you did some fun shit when you have to be told about it the next day when you regain consciousness.
Okay, I'm now convinced…there is no God.
We need more bat shit crazy people on tV
The new talk show will be titled Straight Up Now Tell Me featuring Paula and her co-host Grey Goose.
"you know you did some fun shit when you have to be told about it the next day when you regain consciousness."
leftnut, you just described my college years to a T……eh fuck it, you've also described many a day post college.
She already inspirespeople to copy her and kill themselves. Now, lets make that a public forum….and GO.
Wow, Al Franken would be proud. She'd be like the female Stuart Smalley. I would say the second female, but I think Stuart at least had dickholes in his underwear.
Slow day?
If Tyra Banks has a show then anyone can have a show. I'm going to have my own show. I'll call it, "The BuddyGroove Comedy Hour". Don't let the comedy hour fool you. There will hardly be enough comedy to fill an entire hour.
She probably doesn't wear any, disregard last comment.
i'd fuck her, but she'd wish the walls were padded when i was done.
"i headbutt during sex….what….is that weird?" as i pump furiously to no avail.
^ she'd probably fuck you if your semen had 100% alcohol content