01.05.2009 ZHANG ZIYI IS FREAKY

In what is guaranteed to be a big deal back in her homeland of China, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Rush Hour 2" star Zhang Ziyi was caught topless on a beach while her boyfriend licked her ass.  This is pretty surprising, because even though all Asian girls are sexual freaks, the commies don’t condone this kind of thing in public.  I should say, “most Asian girls are sexual freaks”.  A recent poll found that 100 percent of the Asian girls I currently live with refuse to lay out topless, even though their tits are awesome, and also I'm not allowed to rub thier ass on the beach, even though that sounds like fun.  A follow up survey showed they’re vehemently against hardcore pornography and only chose "2" when asked about about the probability of a three-way with another girl.  WTF?  I think I picked a dud.


(134) Comments

  1. PatheticNewGuy 01/05/2009 14:40

    Nice.

  2. The Fried Man 01/05/2009 14:43

    Second again..shit.

  3. Randy207 01/05/2009 14:43

    eewwww.  WHAT TITS!  Asian girls don't have tits.  They've got mosquito bites desperately in need calamine lotion.

  4. snatch 01/05/2009 14:45

    she has an ass to lick? where is it? where?

    me confused long time

  5. The Fried Man 01/05/2009 14:46

    Russ Hawa Chu….good movie.

  6. brick195969 01/05/2009 14:46

    damn beat me to  it, how did he find her ass , microscope, these hot "actress" are overated once you get them naked, the lady down the street looks good in "clothes" but you should see her naked, OOPs did i say that.

     

  7. ohmwrecker 01/05/2009 14:48

    He is releasing her bikini trapped fart and smelling it's essence.

     

    Mmmmmmmm . . . is that . . . nutmeg?

  8. Lindsey's Left Teet 01/05/2009 14:49

    sniff sniff - "smells like lobster sauce"

  9. dirtydiane1 01/05/2009 14:50

    he better be careful or he gonna get pinched by the "robster craw"

  10. POOLMAN 01/05/2009 14:50

    Very nice indeed

     

  11. I am completely normal 01/05/2009 14:51

    God bless you and your wacky site full of pics of hot naked asian chics!  keep up the good work for us out her in spankville

  12. POOLMAN 01/05/2009 14:52

  13. Homeslice 01/05/2009 14:56

    I wish ever girl looked like her

  14. ohmwrecker 01/05/2009 15:00

    I wish ever girl looked like her

    Homeslice! Good to see you, buddy! Now, shut the fuck up!

  15. snatch 01/05/2009 15:00

    Homeslice you mean face down ass up?

  16. scum 01/05/2009 15:01

    Bet she taste like sashimi.

  17. ham sandwich 01/05/2009 15:02

    I like chinese…they only come up to your knees…

  18. Tyrone Biggums 01/05/2009 15:03

    Snooze. Somebody wake me up when the porno surfaces with her in it. Crouching Asian, Hidden, Then Unhidden, and Hidden Penis

  19. Grim Reamer 01/05/2009 15:04

    You know, Good yellow tail is so hard to find, especially  fresh.

  20. Homeslice 01/05/2009 15:04

    Homeslice you mean face down ass up?

     ———–

    No, I mean attractive, skinny, asian with a nice arse.

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