Megan Fox Won’t Snitch On Her MeToo Assailants

December 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Snitches get stitches, found in ditches, or end up like Whitey Bulger when the prison karma fairy pays a visit. Rats have been known to ruin a good thing. And the trading of sexual favors for cinematic favors was... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Had Another Kidney Transplant

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Being a starlet in 2018 without having had a kidney transplant is like being a starlet a decade ago without having been hospitalized for celebrity exhaustion. Anyone who’s anyone these days blames blown out drug kidneys (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue, none... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Pretends To Know A Famous Person In Bikini Video

November 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We can make fun of pretty much any celebrity on here unchecked, but God forbid tweaking anorexic taco Sarah Hyland comes into the mix. Suddenly this is Hello Giggles and we can’t call a spade a spade. So... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Picks A Wedgie Out Of Her Big Taint

October 26, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Not to send you into a hypersexual overdrive leading up to the whoriest weekend of the year (you’re going to need to save those juices for Bella Thorne’s Instagram) but we’ve got pics of Farrah Abraham picking a wedging... READ MORE

Naomi Campbell And David Blaine Make A Gross Couple On A Yacht

August 22, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The legacy of attractive women getting with fat greasy fucks continues as Naomi Campbell and David Blaine appear to be an item, at least if you go by these pics of the duo cuddling on a yacht in St. Tropez... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

July 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Topless Katie Price’s Horrifying Tits

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Eighty-four-year-old British socialite Katie Price recently took to the beach in Thailand to demonstrate that the price was indeed right for her Groupon tit job – about four dollars – by showing off her stapled on kettlebell boobs and... READ MORE

Ariel Winter’s Huge Sloppy Tits Are Still Alive

June 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Thanks to a reader request, I remembered that Ariel Winter is still alive and is still a big sloppy dump truck with big sloppy tits, so, here we are. Being obviously momentarily delusional after witnessing the overwhelming beauty... READ MORE

Would You Hit It? Icky Azalea’s Legitimately Disturbing Ass

June 6, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When deciding if you would in fact hit Icky Azalea's holes, pretend that you see her at a club, she says "wanna plow my gross body?" - like she's said to so many men before - and adds that... READ MORE

Is Alexis Ren As Hot As Dudes Say She Is?

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should... READ MORE