Sarah Silverman Bikini Body

August 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sarah Silverman might not be remembered as a comedic feminist warrior like woke stand up cohort Amy Schumer. Probably because she doesn’t look like a potato. Women are less likely to take to someone who could steal their man. While many female comedians have the finesse of Greta Van Susteren riding a mechanical bull…


Moist Girls Are The Best And Shit Around The Web

September 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Is there anything better than a girl who is all wet and glistening? Maybe her clothes are clinging to her body just so? I submit that there is nothing better. Check out these pics of damp ladies. (The Chive) Cailin Russo shows off her naked tits just for you. (Egotastic All-Stars) Ashley Benson bikinis in […]


Coco Confuses Me

April 5, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of Who Say but it’s apparently a thing and it’s run by Ice T’s wife Coco, and she posted this picture on it. I usually like to go for girls who are short, have brunette hair, a poor self esteem,and moderately sized breast. Which is the complete opposite of everything Coco Austin […]


Katherine Webb was on “Celebrity Diving”

February 20, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Webb, the girl made famous because she was the 2012 Miss Alabama and dates the Crimson Tide quarterback, was in LA yesterday to film scenes for ‘Celebrity Diving’, even though there’s no fucking way that’s really a TV show. After that I assume she had a photo shoot for ‘Boring 7’ magazine because I […]


it’s all the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated pictures so far

February 12, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend it was learned that Kate Upton would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for the second year in a row after a cellphone copy of the cover showed up online. But now even more pictures have arrived. It’s like Christmas, except not made up and there’s actual proof […]


Katherine Jenkins is back, still awesome

February 9, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Jenkins has been on here before, but if you don’t know she’s a British opera singer. Who looks like this in a bikini. This is her yesterday at a hotel pool in Miami. Just imagine how pretty she must sound during sex when she cums. It would almost be too much, like some hallucinatory […]


Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie

February 8, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell I’ll take a date for all I care.


Kelly Brook In A Bikini Answers All Of Your Questions

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares? Well, it’s Tuesday now and we’re still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as ‘much fucking harder’ than finding Bin Laden.). Personally, I don’t have a clue. All the voices screaming up from my basement are female, so […]


poor Sophie Turner :(

January 28, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I don’t know of Australia has kids who shoot up their schools but if they do I […]