Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

July 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Topless Katie Price’s Horrifying Tits

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Eighty-four-year-old British socialite Katie Price recently took to the beach in Thailand to demonstrate that the price was indeed right for her Groupon tit job – about four dollars – by showing off her stapled on kettlebell boobs and... READ MORE

Ariel Winter’s Huge Sloppy Tits Are Still Alive

June 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Thanks to a reader request, I remembered that Ariel Winter is still alive and is still a big sloppy dump truck with big sloppy tits, so, here we are. Being obviously momentarily delusional after witnessing the overwhelming beauty... READ MORE

Would You Hit It? Icky Azalea’s Legitimately Disturbing Ass

June 6, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When deciding if you would in fact hit Icky Azalea's holes, pretend that you see her at a club, she says "wanna plow my gross body?" - like she's said to so many men before - and adds that... READ MORE

Is Alexis Ren As Hot As Dudes Say She Is?

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Candice Swanepoel Five-Thousand Months Pregnant In Bikini

April 4, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio Responsible For Destroying Thai Beauty

April 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just because Leonardo DiCaprio is currently saving glaciers from global warming and hot models from celibacy doesn’t mean he hasn’t had his fair share when it comes to destruction. Even if his involvement is indirectly. After social media influencers... READ MORE

Frankel My Dear I Don’t Give A Damn

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bethenny Frankel is ninety-five-years-old and has had a kid, and still manages to have, technically, a pretty amazing beach bod that she often gets credit for in the headlines. Never mind the fact that her face looks like it... READ MORE

Sarah Silverman Bikini Body

August 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sarah Silverman might not be remembered as a comedic feminist warrior like woke stand up cohort Amy Schumer. Probably because she doesn't look like a potato. Women are less likely to take to someone who could steal their man. While many female... READ MORE