Sarah Silverman Bikini Body

Sarah Silverman might not be remembered as a comedic feminist warrior like woke stand up cohort Amy Schumer. Probably because she doesn't look like a potato. Women are less likely to take to someone who could steal their man. While many female comedians have the finesse... read more

Moist Girls Are The Best And Shit Around The Web

Is there anything better than a girl who is all wet and glistening? Maybe her clothes are clinging to her body just so? I submit that there is nothing better. Check out these pics of damp ladies. (The Chive) Cailin Russo shows off her naked tits just for you. (Egotastic... read more

Coco Confuses Me

I've never heard of Who Say but it's apparently a thing and it's run by Ice T's wife Coco, and she posted this picture on it. I usually like to go for girls who are short, have brunette hair, a poor self esteem,and moderately sized breast. Which is the complete opposite... read more

Katherine Webb was on "Celebrity Diving"

Katherine Webb, the girl made famous because she was the 2012 Miss Alabama and dates the Crimson Tide quarterback, was in LA yesterday to film scenes for 'Celebrity Diving', even though there's no fucking way that's really a TV show. After that I assume she had a photo... read more

it’s all the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated pictures so far

Over the weekend it was learned that Kate Upton would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for the second year in a row after a cellphone copy of the cover showed up online. But now even more pictures have arrived. It's like Christmas, except not made... read more

Katherine Jenkins is back, still awesome

Katherine Jenkins has been on here before, but if you don't know she's a British opera singer. Who looks like this in a bikini. This is her yesterday at a hotel pool in Miami. Just imagine how pretty she must sound during sex when she cums. It would almost be too much,... read more

Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie

As long as ‘Spring Breakers' keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I'd still be fine with it. I'd still see it 5 times. Hell I'll take a date for all I care. [gallery guid=806299] read more

Kelly Brook In A Bikini Answers All Of Your Questions

That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares? Well, it's Tuesday now and we're still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as 'much fucking harder' than finding Bin Laden.). Personally, I don't have a clue. All the voices... read more

poor Sophie Turner :(

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can't walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I don't know of Australia has kids who... read more

Bieber got high, banged a nurse, lost Selena Gomez

In case it wasn't clear before, Justin Bieber is a little faggot. Not in the sense that he has sex with other men (presumably), I don't think anyone uses "faggot" in reference to gay guys anymore, but because he's just such a little faggot. Case in point: Star magazine... read more

Aida Yespica is incredible, needs to grow up

Oh okay. So I guess I'm supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah, Aida, I see you, happy now? These little games are what... read more