a hero we can believe in

A 28-year-old from Houston has just broken the world record for the largest implants after her latest surgery brought her chest up to 38KKK, although it's not clear if she loves big tits or is just really really racist.  The New York Post says…

Sheyla Hershey's massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world's biggest boob job, according to Britain's Daily Star.The 28-year-old, a Texas housewive, has had nine operations to get her up to this size.She traveled to Brazil to get her last procedure which took her from an FFF to a KKK after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode.Hershey, from Houston, said: "To me, big is beautiful. I don't think I have anything to worry about."

At first I thought this might be dangerous, but then I read that doctors in South America agreed to do it.  The first words that jump into my mind when I think of South America are "responsible" and "sanitary".  It's almost like living in the future.

(more pictures in the Post)