Celebuzz says that AnnaLynne McCord was thrilled when she got a free vibrator over the weekend at the We-Vibe Style Lounge. "I wish we had it on video so you could have seen them jumping up and down…and exclaiming 'I want one!'” said the owner. And why not. It’s free. In a store, a vibrator can cost hundreds of dollars. It’s why I got my girlfriends at a garage sale. That whole industry is a sham though. I’ve been with dozens of girls, and it turns out women don’t even have orgasms. These products do nothing but sell false hope.
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NIGZ?
Free vibrator > three fists
I wish she wore my dick in her ass during sex.
There’s a great pic I saw of her somewhere trying on a flip flop while wearing some crazy patterned pantyhose. She seems like fun. I’d like to stick my penis in her.
..Who?
So where are the pictures of her breaking it in?
I’m gettin a pretty good vibe from her?
GETIT?????
Brend*n tells us everything and shows us absolutly NOTHING!
my dick is free annalynne and i’ll cuddle with you for a full 37 seconds before leaving you for the shower or demanding a sandwich.
A two person vibrator? No fucking thank you. I’m inadequate enough as it is, I can’t have some stupid piece of plastic shocking my shaft while some bitch ignores me.
On behalf of Big Smelly Dirt Cock…
I would bang the shit out of this chick in the backseat of my car, then push her out the door and run over her back and forth till there was nothing left but those big lips…. then I would stick my dick in them, blow my load, then bail.
I’m sick of these blonde chicks trying to look all edgy by wearing black nail polish. If this whore wants to seem complex, she should crank that fucker on, stick it in, and start muttering something about Uncle Jimmy behind a wall of tears.
Z - 8.5/10.
i might get boo’d for saying this - but i don’t think she’s that pretty…
That thing looks like she could put one side in the coot and the other in the boot. I’d like to see her try that. Yeah.
I don’t trust chicks with vibrators, they start with lets see how this feels on your dick then boom straight up your ass…..
SinDs - i’m with ya. i agree with the Fug Girls and just call her Drunkface.
I’d bring that shit home to my old lady, and she’d immediately want to try it out. By that I mean she’d put it behind her ear and tell me to call her.
she’s really edgy holding that vibrator! “i won’t get naked for a feature film but i use a vibrator! i’m so fucking hardcore! you wanna handjob while we listen to dmb?”
i want to fuck this chick from behind whilst my thrusts push her upper half through a wood chipper.
Rob, with the BSDC quote.