chris brown punched rihanna?

By brendon February 09, 2009 @ 12:23 AM

WTF.  Multiple sources have reported that R&B superstar Chris Brown surrendered to police last night and was charged with a felony after he allegedly struck an unidentified woman during a fight early Sunday morning, but now Fox News is saying that woman was his girlfriend, Rihanna.  Both Brown and Rihanna were set to perform at the Grammys last night but both pulled out.  Brown has posted a 50,000 bail and is now free.  Fox says…

According to sources and a Los Angeles Police Department report, at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday, Brown and a woman got into an argument in a rented Lamborghini after the pair left the pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Brown stopped the car in upscale Los Angeles neighborhood Hancock Park, the two got out, and the argument escalated.
A witness called 911 and a woman with visible injuries identified Chris Brown as her attacker. Brown had already left the scene by the time authorities arrived.

Fox and Fame Images are the only one I can find who say Rihanna is the "unidentified woman".  Which is noteworthy because she looked fine last night, about 18 hours after the incident, so maybe it wasn't her.  Here's a really tight shot of her face, and I can't see any bruises.  Although searching for a black eye on Rihanna really just sounds like the set up to a racist joke, doesn’t it?

UPDATE – okay so I'm a dolt.  it was like 5 in the morning when i put these up, and i was sleepy, but it would seem these are from Saturday night, NOT Sunday, therefore before the incident.   

(27) Comments

  1. avatar
    Baphomet 02/09/2009 03:13

    No one really cares.

  2. avatar
    Mr. O'Doyle 02/09/2009 03:31

    Meh, I’m not surprised. She looks like if she started talking to me, I’d punch her in the face too. Then rape her.

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    PolishPrince 02/09/2009 04:53

    The allegations are actually false, he went to hug her and couldn’t miss hitting that forehead

  4. avatar
    Komodo 02/09/2009 05:05

    But why..

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    1NOOB2ENDTHEMALL 02/09/2009 05:13

    Usually I’d call first donkeypunch but that asshat Chris Brown beat me to it

  6. avatar
    Terd Ferguson 02/09/2009 05:24

    A black couple involved in a domestic dispute leading to assualt? I have never heard of such a thing!

  7. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/09/2009 05:49

    I don’t care about either of these two. He could have killed her and I wouldn’t have given even a half a shit.

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    someoneluvsu 02/09/2009 06:03

    but both pulled out
    I heard black people don’t do that…just catholics.

  9. avatar
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/09/2009 06:10


    Talk about breaking news!!!

  10. avatar
    Willie Beamin 02/09/2009 06:12

    I would totally fuck this chick because it would help get that fucking umbrella song out of my head

  11. avatar
    Sloppy Joe 02/09/2009 06:22

    I’m sure he was just trying to see if he could fit his fist through those earrings, that’s all.

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    VaginaOfParis 02/09/2009 06:34

    maybe he punched her in the ovaries, Ron Burgundy style

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    BatShitCrazy 02/09/2009 06:56

    This mean Chris Brown is going to be a rapper? Looking forward to Rihanna’s abuse song…not really.

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    Lothar of the Hill People 02/09/2009 06:56

    compare the lower eyelid of her right eye to her left. The right looks purple, while the left doesn’t… but then again, that might just be because of the 12 lbs of pancake she has smeared on her face.

    Gahh, WTF am I talking about? Back to titties!

  15. avatar
    fukU 02/09/2009 07:20

    I love how he hits her before the Grammys that is classic and classy, I laugh thinking about her being so pissed about not being able to go to the grammys!

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    fukU 02/09/2009 07:35


  17. avatar
    The Fried Man 02/09/2009 07:37

    What’s the lesson here…don’t trust dudes with neck tattoos.

  18. avatar
    squirrel master 02/09/2009 07:40

    he did tell her extra crispy, a bitch comes back with original style u gotta put her ass in line!

  19. avatar
    Komodo 02/09/2009 08:16

    The whole thing is bad.

  20. avatar
    Todders 02/09/2009 08:39

    Guess she can’t stand under his UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA!


    Hilarious video of Larry Flint’s PORNO BAILOUT:

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