damn shes still in the hospital?

Usher's wife Tameka Foster Raymond is still in a Brazilian hospital 10 days after suffering what was originally referred to as complications form a routine surgery.  In reality it was a heart attack after a risky liposuction procedure.  The New York Daily News says…

Raymond's complications could be related to the fact that she gave birth to her second son only two months ago – not four months ago as she reportedly told her surgeon … a patient should only undergo liposuction six to eight months after giving birth.

I’m not technically a doctor, I don’t have a "medical license" whatever that means, but I think a good idea would be to take women directly from the "giving birth room" to the "dramatic plastic surgery room".  Because that shit is gross.  And doctors are pussies, I bet it’s really not that dangerous.  I bet no more than 80 percent have complications.  That may sound high, but only the strongest will survive.  And then they’ll be hot thanks to surgery.  It will be like a master race.