damn shes still in the hospital?

By brendon February 18, 2009 @ 6:19 AM

Usher's wife Tameka Foster Raymond is still in a Brazilian hospital 10 days after suffering what was originally referred to as complications form a routine surgery.  In reality it was a heart attack after a risky liposuction procedure.  The New York Daily News says…

Raymond's complications could be related to the fact that she gave birth to her second son only two months ago – not four months ago as she reportedly told her surgeon … a patient should only undergo liposuction six to eight months after giving birth.

I’m not technically a doctor, I don’t have a "medical license" whatever that means, but I think a good idea would be to take women directly from the "giving birth room" to the "dramatic plastic surgery room".  Because that shit is gross.  And doctors are pussies, I bet it’s really not that dangerous.  I bet no more than 80 percent have complications.  That may sound high, but only the strongest will survive.  And then they’ll be hot thanks to surgery.  It will be like a master race.  

(142) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/18/2009 06:52

    I had no idea Usher was gay.

  2. Cali27 02/18/2009 06:53

    Usher is crazy for marrying this chick.

    Did you forget you are USHER??? Pants dropping king??

  3. Nuts 02/18/2009 06:53

    It’s a man baby.

  4. The PoolMan 02/18/2009 06:55

    idiots……

  5. SuperB 02/18/2009 06:55

    Don’t….care……

    LET’s SEE TITTIES

  6. The PoolMan 02/18/2009 06:56

    that girl is a tranny

  7. Poopy Pants 02/18/2009 06:58

    I figured Usher could get a girl who was hot enough that she wouldn’t need plastic surgery. I stand corrected.

  8. Crabbus 02/18/2009 06:58

    TITTY-FUCK GRABASS CAMBODIAN NIPPLETWIST

    CUM UP A STORM YOU SHITCOCKING QUICKDRAWS

  9. pepper 02/18/2009 06:59

    They just found out the doctor was Alex Rodrigues’
    cousin….

  10. Ass Tagger 02/18/2009 07:01

    But then, if every girl looked like Kelly Brook, we’d no longer having raging hard-ons when the real Kelly came around.

    Incidentally, what IS the plural of HARD-ON?

    Is it HARD-ONS or is it HARDS-ON…. like notaries public or surgeons general?

  11. Just the Tip 02/18/2009 07:01

    DAMMIT! Why didn’t Usher use Kayne’s Momma’s Plastic Surgeon?!

    Is that wrong?

  12. Ass Tagger 02/18/2009 07:01

    I need Correction Chimp.

  13. DB's Treasure 02/18/2009 07:02

    I bet this “chick” has an adam’s apple the size of a mango.

  14. Just the Tip 02/18/2009 07:02

    Erections.

  15. leftnutofjesus 02/18/2009 07:03

    usher’s sporting flannel. i guess shit really does go full circle.

  16. Just the Tip 02/18/2009 07:04

    …uhhh… I don’t think anyone needs any kinda Chimp running around here.

    I admit, I laughed at the 911 call.

    Is that wrong?

  17. pepper 02/18/2009 07:04

    I need Correction Chimp.

    Ass Tagger, I hate to be the one to give you bad news. Correction Chimp was shot dead by a cop from CT. for attempting to kill a woman. I guess you don’t read the paers.
    RIP C.C.

  18. Paleomiz 02/18/2009 07:05

    Yes, because all plastic surgeons should just take whatever their patients desperate for surgery say at face value and not ASK FOR THEIR FUCKING MEDICAL RECORDS

    A reminder–I’m on the air today from 12-2pm PST at http://www.UCLAradio.com. Ya’ll gave me some awesome requests yesterday and they will be played!

  19. DB's Treasure 02/18/2009 07:05

    leftnut, ya get it? Flannel is retro or only hicks still wear it at the very least so Usher wearing an out of style type of fashion is cool……cause if blacks wear it, then it’s hip.

    Fuck him.

  20. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/18/2009 07:06

    I have no useful comment for this borring thread!

    Oh wait…I guess I had a comment afterall!

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