Fergie and Josh Duhamel were back in Mexico this weekend as part of their extended honeymoon, and I'm not gonna lie to you, Fergies body is way better than I thought it was. Her implants are enormous. Good for her. She might have the best body on earth that I still wouldn’t have sex with. I couldn’t do it. Her skin is all red and dry and cracked, up close it looks like the surface of Mars. And her eyes are sunken, like a raccoon. Don’t get me wrong, I think raccoons are as cute as the next little girl does, but I can only think of a handful of times that I've actually wanted to have sex with them.
(picture source = splash)
I’ve always said I’d fuck the rust from this girl’s asshole.
still gross.
I had no idea until last night….she use to be on Kids Incorporated
Ever since the E.T. side-by-side comparison, I’ve lost any ounce of interest I had in this girl.
Topher, she also used to be on Crystal Meth.
What’s this all about a dick measuring contest?
How bout a thrusting power contest? Who wants to judge?
Topher, put your hand down.
I’d say I’d hit it, but I’m not into golden showers.
Topher, now you got that goddamn Kids Incorporated opening song stuck in my head.
*24* grainy, ou of focus pics.
Writer-dude, get you editing gloves on!
Didn’t she piss herself on stage once?
Kinda hard to come back from that… unless you’re into that. You assholes are, aren’t you?
Sick fucks.
*24* grainy, out of focus pics.
Writer-dude, get you editing gloves on!
she always had a killer body!!
It’s her face I don’t like getting too close to!
I’d say I’d hit it, but I’m not into golden showers.
Topher, now you got that goddamn Kids Incorporated opening song stuck in my head.
DB has it right. Would fuck.
I’m sure that we could build an apparatus to gauge that Topper. We have a fucking engineer here you know. Of course, as per spec it couldn’t interfere with penetration into vagina.
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Topher, put your hand down.*
can I at least do the weigh in?
bottom row, pic #6
“Ma’am, do you mind if I apply some sun tan lotion to your ass hole with my tongue?”
The photos are all out of focus to make her look good….
Damn you Tito!