I guess Fox News has turned into some kind of Lindsay Lohan fan site because it seems they have a story on her every single day. Today they have three little updates. They start with mentioning that she threw a little hissy fit when Delta couldn't get her a first class seat out of Tampa Saturday morning.
…passengers laughed as the starlet acted incredibly entitled (and embarrassed), stomped around and warned a friend traveling with her: "you'd better come and visit me back there in case I die."
The reason you didn't hear about her dying is because Delta did eventually get her that life-saving first class seat. Other than that it was a pretty normal weekend for Lindsay, meaning at no point did she do any work, she just fought with her girlfriend and got drunk in between cigarettes.
…an angry-looking Lindsay hung out near Sam's D.J. booth chain-smoking until the early hours while shooting her dirty looks. According to our insider, Lohan continued to grab Ronson's blackberry obsessively and check her messages before an inevitable feud broke out. The two later headed to the ladies' to "sort it out" and came out smiling.
"They're always breaking up," a source close to the couple told Tarts. "Samantha won't let Lindsay go, she doesn't have a career without her."
And while the party peeps all enjoyed shots of Patron, the "reformed" rehabber made a public display of only drinking Red Bull, although word has it that a secret stash of liquor was later found underneath Lilo's table.
And later at the Maxim party…
Linds kept a bottle of Patron hidden beneath her VIP table.
You know what would be more interesting than more Lindsay stories like this? Anything. Literally anything on earth.
Fist!?
She looks great.
Then again I’m a sucker for strung out skinny chicks with long hair and big tits that like to munch carpet.
AIDS
YES! FIST FUCKERS!
Smelly,
she does like she put out… A LOT.
That dyke SaMANtha probably eats Lindsay’s crack like her livelihood depends on it… because it does.
OK freaks I’m heroically late.
Be safe all.
Until we snark again.
I’d hit that but I wouldn’t drink her bath water
Classy. I’m electrical. My trap would kill the poor girl.
Inc story let me blackberry fury it out.
ahhh…stale cigarette smoke, Red Bull, and miserable failure…nothing like the scent of a
womanhooker…I’d shatter her the way she shattered her career…Tyrone - your “new thread dipshits” on the previous post made me laugh. Shit, I’m still laughing. Dunno why. Just funny.
“That dyke SaMANtha probably eats Lindsay’s crack like her livelihood depends on it… because it does.”
Edgardo…are you really Michael Lohan just trolling along?
A new post pops and
WATT JIZZED IN HIS PANTS
Lindsay PLEASE new extensions!!!!!
True white trash garbage. Any refined tequila drinker knows Don Julio is a far superior tequila than “SILVER Patron” It’s Blanco you fucking idiots, next try the Aejo.
Saying Lindsay’s name three times in a row won’t send her back to hell. It’s already been tried. FYI: it also won’t strip her naked either.
“Lindsay PLEASE new extensions!!!!!”
Cali…Li-Ho is only interested (somewhat) in Mr. Ronson’s extension…would that be considered Ronson johnson?
Aejo > Anejo? Shenanigans.
MILF
I saw Forest Gump go after Lindsay to the public restroom stall. He came out a few minutes later and said “She tasted like cigarettes”