02.16.2009 lindsay lohan is doing great

Lindsay Lohan spent Valentines Day with her special lady friend of course, but the two did not attend the opening of the Matthew Williamson NYC store together.  Maybe because, like me, they have no idea wtf that is.  Lindsay went, and instead of asking what she was doing there, people asked her about her weight or rather the lack thereof.  Us magazine says…

"I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's," she told Us Sunday. "I eat just as much as I always have."
The 22-year-old actress (who has raised eyebrows before for her skinny frame) said she thinks she has just been "working a lot." She said she also blames "stress … and lack of sleep when I travel.  I think it's all that stuff that adds up."

Stress?  Lindsay Lohan has stress?  From what?  She doesn’t do anything.   If the stress in her life now is the reason she’s 55 pounds, she has the lowest stress tolerance ever recorded.  She better hope acting works out, because she couldn’t even work in a flower shop without exploding into dust.  

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  1. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/16/2009 12:28

    Bitches

  2. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/16/2009 12:29

    figz Jigz Pigzzz yadda yadda….

  3. heart rob 02/16/2009 12:29

    wtf is she wearing?

  4. fumunda18 02/16/2009 12:29

    Am I the only one who would take fat Jessica over skinny Lindsay 10 times out of 10?

  5. CodPiece 02/16/2009 12:30

    Is used-vagina an official color now???

  6. dirishn 02/16/2009 12:31

    OK, so in the first couple of pics, who is who?

  7. Tito's Abdomen 02/16/2009 12:31

    outch…

  8. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/16/2009 12:32

    How are her boobs still big?

  9. Tito's Abdomen 02/16/2009 12:32

    I like freckles.

  10. DB's Treasure 02/16/2009 12:33

    Mischa Barton and LiLo could share a twin size bed and never touch each other throughout the night.

  11. BenzOnDubs 02/16/2009 12:33

    This cum-guzzler looks like hell. Lets start a lotto pool. The one that picks the date she dies wins. I say two weeks left tops!

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/16/2009 12:34

    “Mischa Barton and LiLo could share a twin size bed and never touch each other throughout the night.”

    Strangely enough I would like it if they did….

  13. Tito's Abdomen 02/16/2009 12:34

    Get that girl something to eat.
    Or a good doctor. Or both…
    This is a waste of a good pair of tits.

  14. someoneluvsu 02/16/2009 12:34

    New from Hasbro “Bobble-Head Lohan”

  15. Watt(Power) 02/16/2009 12:34

    Mmm titties.

    DD did you read my comment about glasses last thread?

  16. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 02/16/2009 12:35

    In the first couple of pictures Sam Ronson looks different without that hat…..

  17. ohmwrecker 02/16/2009 12:36

    What is that a cockroach?! Somebody step on it!

  18. Cali27 02/16/2009 12:36

    It makes me legitimately sad to see her like this. I just want to take her home, feed her a sandwich and say it’s ok to be a sex addict.

  19. Al (Ted) Bundy 02/16/2009 12:36

    Good god what a fattie. Someone make her swallow a tapeworm or throw her in a concentration camp, that might motivate some weight off her ass.

  20. DB's Treasure 02/16/2009 12:37

    I’M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

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