afternoon headlines

By brendon March 23, 2009 @ 12:12 PM

JAMES CAMERON – “Avatar”, his first movie since “Titanic”, could cost more than 300 million dollars, which would pass “Pirates of the Caribbean 3” as the most expensive movie ever made.  Yet still a bargain to get a James Cameron 3D sci-fi movie.  Not a bargain: Skippy peanut butter.  The CouponLady Dianne Laumann says, “They’ve put a big dimple on the bottom.”  (source = deadline: hollywood and abc2)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – has his own brand of tequila coming out called “901”.  A spokesman said, “901 is that time of night when your evening is ending, but your night is just beginning."  Now say, “901 is how many cocks I’d like in my mouth”, and see which 901 explanation sounds gayer. (source = sun USA)

SELETA EBANKSQuintessentially held a party last week for “Valentino: The Last Emperor”.  I didn’t know what that was, but now it has a trailer.  It sounds gay, so I didn’t watch the trailer, and I still don’t know what it is, other than an excuse to post new party pictures of five star beauty Gwyneth Paltrow and Seleta Ebanks in a tiny skirt.  Seleta is so hot, and Gywneth is so ugly.  They’re like arch enemies in a comic book they’re so different. (source = apple, splash)

(100) Comments

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    Death to Finkle! 03/23/2009 13:52


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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/23/2009 13:55

    Gwenyth must be handy to have around if you need a bottle opener or if you’d like to simulate the opening of the Ark of the Covenant.

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    Just the Tip 03/23/2009 13:58

    All I know is that my work day ends at 5:01PM… and then Happy Hour begins… from there, it’s all a little hazey as far as the evening ending/night beginning bit.

    Tequila should help clear that right up.

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    Death to Finkle! 03/23/2009 13:58

    Gwyneth’s pores make me want to visit Epcot.

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    Chubb Norris 03/23/2009 13:58

    Goddamn fucking router shitty connection.

    I’m about to go all Crabbus on this motherfucker.

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    Just the Tip 03/23/2009 14:00

    Gwenyth Paltrow & Seleta Ebanks

    How much more fucked up can the list of names get?

    Did Chakakhan show up too?

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    Death to Finkle! 03/23/2009 14:01

    Turn on the caps lock and get rid of the period in that first sentence, Chubb, and I think you just did.

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    ohmwrecker 03/23/2009 14:02


    I am the eye in the sky
    Looking at you ooo ooo

    I can read your mind

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    ohmwrecker 03/23/2009 14:02

    Damn you, Finks!

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    Just the Tip 03/23/2009 14:03


    The Kareoke.


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    Just the Tip 03/23/2009 14:04

    Where’re the women at?

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    pepper 03/23/2009 14:04

    yawn, yawn, yawn.
    James Cameron, what a fucking BORE!

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    Death to Finkle! 03/23/2009 14:04

    That was the one, ohm.

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    Watt(Power) 03/23/2009 14:04

    Don’t care don’t care and don’t care!

    I don’t believe .JT is gay.

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    ohmwrecker 03/23/2009 14:05

    Tip, Fink’s ass looks just like SuperB’s. Pretend he is a girl.

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    CodPiece 03/23/2009 14:05


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    Death to Finkle! 03/23/2009 14:06

    Oooh…. The Pretenders….

    Thanks, ohmie.

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    Just the Tip 03/23/2009 14:06

    Fink’s ass looks like a green skeleton of a fish in a red & yellow circle?


    What ARE you smoking, ohm?

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    ohmwrecker 03/23/2009 14:07

    Tip, Watt doesn’t think Justin Timberlake is gay. Pretend he is a girl.

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    dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 03/23/2009 14:07

    i guess it’s true that you start to imitate your friends…cuz gwyn sure looks like mangina in that picture.

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