I’ll never forget the first time I saw Ashlee Simpson on a TV series. She of course got her big break seven years ago on the WB series "7th Heaven". Just to be clear, when I say I'll never forget, it’s because I never knew it in the first place, because I have no idea what that is. So needless to say it was very wise of the new WB to hitch their wagon to Ashlees star once again. Can her follow up live up to the original that I never heard of? Let's find out! The Hollywood Reporter says…
The singer-actress has been tapped as a lead on the CW's "Melrose Place" update. Simpson-Wentz will play Melrose Place's newest resident, Violet, a bright-eyed but shrewd small-town girl and recent L.A. transplant who has come to town with a secret.
What are the odds her secret is gonna be anything even remotely interesting? Like she has a penis, or hates Jews. I mean really hates them.
More like “emo place”, where all the sad cutter hang
Cutter or no, I’d love to see her gash.
Yikes… I guess she has been acting like she sings for years now.. why not.
In other news:
WHO CARES?
god, i hate this bitch
Her secret is that she is really really smart…
What is STD doing on WWTDD
I thought that one chick from the original MP was hot. The one with “her royal highness’ matched luggage.”
Hey, look guys, no more Cb for the nest 15-30 mins
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: go back from Wentz ye came.
“Simpson-Wentz will play Melrose Place’s newest resident, Violet, a bright-eyed but shrewd small-town girl and recent L.A. transplant who has come to town with a secret.”
The secret? She has no talent…oopsie! I let the cat out of the bag…CW, time to cancel the series (man, I hope that works!)
Not to be nitpicky, but I’m pretty sure that the show is going to be on the CW, not the WB.
I think this entire show sounds like a bad idea, and putting her on it only makes it worse. Maybe she will lip-sync all her lines.
http://www.joeonthetube.com
Her old nose was better. It made her look like she wasn’t even trying to compete with pretty girls like Pete Wentz.
I see mrjc is every bit as intelligent as Ashlee…
GET BENT, SPAMMER!!!
http://www.joelovesthetubesteak.com
i just find it difficult to comprehend why some people are allowed to procreate.
DTW, FTW
He secret is that she is a washed up lip sync’er who married a washed up musician to keep her away from her dad who is a kid toucher who likes her older sister more….
Is there a really a difference between the CW and WB? I mean really.
testies…that would a “no”