ashlee is going to melrose place

By brendon March 09, 2009 @ 10:25 AM

I’ll never forget the first time I saw Ashlee Simpson on a TV series.  She of course got her big break seven years ago on the WB series "7th Heaven".  Just to be clear, when I say I'll never forget, it’s because I never knew it in the first place, because I have no idea what that is.  So needless to say it was very wise of the new WB to hitch their wagon to Ashlees star once again.  Can her follow up live up to the original that I never heard of?  Let's find out!  The Hollywood Reporter says…

The singer-actress has been tapped as a lead on the CW's "Melrose Place" update.  Simpson-Wentz will play Melrose Place's newest resident, Violet, a bright-eyed but shrewd small-town girl and recent L.A. transplant who has come to town with a secret.

What are the odds her secret is gonna be anything even remotely interesting?  Like she has a penis, or hates Jews.  I mean really hates them.

wwtdd

(277) Comments

  1. avatar
    Slaappy got fingerbanged 03/09/2009 10:31

    More like “emo place”, where all the sad cutter hang

  2. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 03/09/2009 10:32

    Cutter or no, I’d love to see her gash.

  3. avatar
    The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 10:32

    Yikes… I guess she has been acting like she sings for years now.. why not.

  4. avatar
    GeneralDouchery 03/09/2009 10:33

    In other news:

    WHO CARES?

  5. avatar
    JackieTreehorn 03/09/2009 10:33

    god, i hate this bitch

  6. avatar
    The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 10:33

    Her secret is that she is really really smart…

  7. avatar
    The PoolMan 03/09/2009 10:35

    What is STD doing on WWTDD

  8. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 03/09/2009 10:36

    I thought that one chick from the original MP was hot. The one with “her royal highness’ matched luggage.”

  9. avatar
    The PoolMan 03/09/2009 10:36

    Hey, look guys, no more Cb for the nest 15-30 mins

  10. avatar
    Osama Van Halen 03/09/2009 10:39

    Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: go back from Wentz ye came.

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    Rick (with a silent P) 03/09/2009 10:39

    “Simpson-Wentz will play Melrose Place’s newest resident, Violet, a bright-eyed but shrewd small-town girl and recent L.A. transplant who has come to town with a secret.”

    The secret? She has no talent…oopsie! I let the cat out of the bag…CW, time to cancel the series (man, I hope that works!)

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    mrjcjenkins 03/09/2009 10:40

    Not to be nitpicky, but I’m pretty sure that the show is going to be on the CW, not the WB.
    I think this entire show sounds like a bad idea, and putting her on it only makes it worse. Maybe she will lip-sync all her lines.
    http://www.joeonthetube.com

  13. avatar
    Osama Van Halen 03/09/2009 10:41

    Her old nose was better. It made her look like she wasn’t even trying to compete with pretty girls like Pete Wentz.

  14. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 03/09/2009 10:41

    I see mrjc is every bit as intelligent as Ashlee…

    GET BENT, SPAMMER!!!

  15. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 03/09/2009 10:41

    http://www.joelovesthetubesteak.com

  16. avatar
    dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 03/09/2009 10:42

    i just find it difficult to comprehend why some people are allowed to procreate.

  17. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 03/09/2009 10:42

    DTW, FTW

  18. avatar
    Billy 03/09/2009 10:44

    He secret is that she is a washed up lip sync’er who married a washed up musician to keep her away from her dad who is a kid toucher who likes her older sister more….

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    The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/09/2009 10:44

    Is there a really a difference between the CW and WB? I mean really.

  20. avatar
    dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 03/09/2009 10:45

    testies…that would a “no”

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