03.04.2009 brit begins her tour

Britney Spears began her comeback tour last night in New Orleans, her first real tour in 5 years, and although understandably nervous, the early major reviews have been good.  MTV said…

 …welcome to Britney's Circus, a big, huge, loud, funny, nonsensical three-ring affair that includes everything under the big top — even an actual big top.
Broken down into four acts — "Circus," "House of Fun," "Freakshow/Peepshow" and "Electro Circ"— the two-hour show is every set designer and choreographer's wet dream, or nightmare, or both. There are literally dozens of costume changes, dancers of all shapes and sizes and acrobats and set pieces that fly about willy-nilly.  It's truly a sight to behold … the biggest show under one roof.
At times, Britney herself is almost dwarfed by the spectacle. She looks great in her myriad of outfits (Genie! Drill Sergeant! Kinda Stripper!) And she can still move with the best of them…

And the LA Times says:

But on Tuesday's opening night of her "Circus" tour at the New Orleans Arena, Britney Spears, the mighty Aphrodite with the troublesome tawdry streak, nonetheless renewed her claim as one of the world's most adept manipulators of the public interest. Powering through a 90-minute show that integrated her impetuous teen hits with the more perverse material from the albums she released after a very public breakdown that made her a constant in the tabloids, the Louisiana native flashed her famous good ol' girl smile at the fans, mostly female, who still find her a worthy patron saint of the erotic arts.

Someone associated with Britney needs to get me tickets for tomorrows show in Atlanta. If I went I would tell Britney that I thought the circus theme for her show was good, because if you think about it, her life has been a "circus" for the past few years.  You know, because of all the turmoil.  And she’d be real impressed because no one had mentioned that yet.  And then we’d do it.

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(315) Comments

  1. SuperB 03/04/2009 07:02

    First, really?

  2. SuperB 03/04/2009 07:02

    YAY!!

    It is just me and hot Brit…all alone…

  3. pepper 03/04/2009 07:02

    I hate the circus!

  4. GeneralDouchery 03/04/2009 07:03

    I wouldn’t fucking Britney with a stolen dick. Even if she had your panties SB.

  5. GeneralDouchery 03/04/2009 07:03

    Why did I add the ing…

  6. Terd Ferguson 03/04/2009 07:03

    Jesus, finally a new fucking thread!

  7. heart rob 03/04/2009 07:04

    i can’t wait till brit dies

  8. pepper 03/04/2009 07:04

    Why do they give her a microphone ?
    Who are they fooling?

  9. Cali27 03/04/2009 07:04

    not lookin not looking!! god damn i wish i had self control.

  10. Box Lunch 03/04/2009 07:05

    You know what I can’t stand? When writers use retarded ass adjectives to soup up their reviews. All they had to say was “Britney”. That’s an adjective, noun, and verb all wrapped up into one lumpy axe wound. There. Problem solved. Now shell out your grocery money so you can see the stupid cunt “perform” live…

  11. Zombie 03/04/2009 07:05

    I wonder if Britney got that hat from the same store SuperB got her panties.

  12. ohmwrecker 03/04/2009 07:06

    Have you ever been to the circus, King Friday?

  13. WhoDeaux 03/04/2009 07:07

    I want to know who is buying these posts from Br3nd0n. Or who is paying him to write them.

    Two huge positive cut and pastes and then a little closing that doesn’t slam her relentlessly? Yeah…seems authentic.

  14. heart rob 03/04/2009 07:07

    cali thats what i say whenever i see your avi

  15. Box Lunch 03/04/2009 07:07

    And yeah, fuckin finally with the new thread. I was getting flashbacks of the werewolves is goth-ic nonsense…

  16. GeneralDouchery 03/04/2009 07:07

    Cali, your ass looks great.

  17. pepper 03/04/2009 07:08

    It would be great if Siegfried an Roy lend her the White Tiger for one or two nights…

  18. Shauna The Dead 03/04/2009 07:08

    Britney is a princess. Like me. Life is a fairytale.

    What about my bush, guys? I’m in need of some serious (t)rimming.

  19. Observer 03/04/2009 07:08

    This better not interfere with her Playboy spread….and hopefully they bring Jaime-Lynne along for a bit of “extra”…

  20. Just the Tip 03/04/2009 07:08

    I dunno Box… has “Britney” been verbed yet? I’m a little slow.

    “Imma gonna Britney your ass, bitch!”

    Maybe that’s redundant. Or just stupid.

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