guess who gets mentioned here

This is the first I’ve heard of it, but apparently Jennifer Aniston used to be married to Brad Pitt.   Elle magazine somehow got Jenn to open up about those days for their latest issue, probably by using some kind of torture.  

"I don't owe anybody anything. I don't owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides!  There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It's just not the case."

4 years.  4 goddamn years ago.  That’s when Brad left her, yet not a day goes by that Aniston doesn’t talk about him.  People talked about 9/11 less than this.  There comes a point where you cross the line from "sympathetic" to "fuckin loser".  She needs to grow up.  When I get dumped, I talk about it for about a month then never say another word.  That way, when I stalk and eliminate her new boyfriend two years later, the cops got nothin.