Adnan Ghalib of course is that poser nerd who somehow worked his way into Britney’s life last year when she was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Ideally he’d get hit by a comet or ripped apart by horses, but if he got convicted and deported to Afghanistan, that would work too. Here’s a summary of his plight, pulled from the Daily Mail…
On 11 February in Los Angeles a court official tried to serve Ghalib with a restraining order to stay away from Britney, issued by her father, Jamie Spears. Ghalib allegedly tried to run over the court official and has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery. He faces a jail sentence and could be deported if he is found guilty.Adnans family moved to England from Afghanistan when he was five, but some of his immigration paperwork still lists his nationality as Afghani, so that is where he would be sent if he were convicted and kicked out of the US.
I would literally squeal with delight if this happened. Afghanistan is such a stone-age barbaric mess, it doesn’t even sound like a real place. It’s like they’re threatening to send him to Monster Island.