03.12.2009 hahaha, get out jackass

Adnan Ghalib of course is that poser nerd who somehow worked his way into Britney’s life last year when she was on the verge of a mental breakdown.  Ideally he’d get hit by a comet or ripped apart by horses, but if he got convicted and deported to Afghanistan, that would work too.  Here’s a summary of his plight, pulled from the Daily Mail…

On 11 February in Los Angeles a court official tried to serve Ghalib with a restraining order to stay away from Britney, issued by her father, Jamie Spears.  Ghalib allegedly tried to run over the court official and has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery.  He faces a jail sentence and could be deported if he is found guilty.
Adnans family moved to England from Afghanistan when he was five, but some of his immigration paperwork still lists his nationality as Afghani, so that is where he would be sent if he were convicted and kicked out of the US.  

I would literally squeal with delight if this happened.  Afghanistan is such a stone-age barbaric mess, it doesn’t even sound like a real place.  It’s like they’re threatening to send him to Monster Island.

(241) Comments

  1. Fake FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 13:07

    fist

  2. Fake FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 13:07

    fist

  3. Fake FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 13:09

    “She looks like the bitch that gave me a happy ending last night in the alley. Best $10 I spent last night.”

  4. FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 13:10

    Leave ratty haired, titty showing Britney alone. LEAVE HER ALO… oh fuck it - I’d still hit it. I dig chicks who lack the following: self-esteem, common sense, hair down there, bras and panties.

  5. leftnutofjesus 03/12/2009 13:12

    her titties are directing me to where my next meal will be.

    like most bitches over the age of 25. them thangs starting sagging like a motherfucker.
    not like i care. my nutsack’s gonna be throwing parties with my ankles soon.

  6. Old_Perv 03/12/2009 13:12

    At least when she was with him she was more interesting

  7. Something to take the Edge off 03/12/2009 13:13

    how is this news?

  8. DB's Treasure 03/12/2009 13:13

    leftnut, to answer your question from the previous thread:

    “she had been dead for a few days so I had to apply a hot water bottle over her pubic bone to get the plumbing nice and warm.”

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 03/12/2009 13:14

    and who says ICE isn’t doing its job? I LOVE this country…

  10. leftnutofjesus 03/12/2009 13:14

    in regards to pussy,

    if it ain’t frozen yet,
    i’m fucking it.

  11. GeneralDouchery 03/12/2009 13:15

    Who cares?

    Who cares?

    Who cares?

  12. Watt(Power) 03/12/2009 13:15

    Holy shit lefty was just talking about britney and POOF!

    DD: I haven’t gone that far, I just take lactate with me most places, or avoid it altogether. I buy lactose free milk etc.

  13. mephistopheles jefferson 03/12/2009 13:16

    I can totally see Britney’s nips up there.

  14. SuperB 03/12/2009 13:16

    Her nips are extra pointy here…

  15. Something to take the Edge off 03/12/2009 13:16

    oh btw the chick in the next cubical is listening to the new Britney Spears album and I am having a hard time controlling my urge to shoot up the place…

    Of course she has it loud enough so EVERYONE can hear it. Fucking irritating bitch, GODDAMN and Brits music is terrible (not that it was ever remotely good) way way way way too over produced. Wonder what her voice really sounds like without all those synthetics mixed in.

    Fuck are there any people in the music biz with even a grain of talent anymore?

  16. FatOldElvis 03/12/2009 13:16

    Fake FOE can suck on my chubby Elvis.

  17. Just the Tip 03/12/2009 13:16

    Dammit… I thought we were starting a new fucking standard around here back with the Mandy Moore post… fake nudes if there’s no nudes.

    …then again, that shirt is doing it’s part.

  18. DB's Treasure 03/12/2009 13:17

    Did that rollerblader piss himself?

  19. ohmwrecker 03/12/2009 13:17

    GeneralDouchery, you are not doing much to earn that HST avi you’re sportin’ there, friendo.

  20. leftnutofjesus 03/12/2009 13:17

    i love how slutty a bitch gets after she has a baby and her baby’s daddy doesn’t give a shit about her. i just need to start a business where i nurture and professionally sportfuck these bitches while pretending to love their bastard children.

    i could do it for 12 hours a day, sunday through saturday. for 40k a year.

    who wants cock and a barney video?
    the question jon benet should have said “me” to.

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