03.19.2009 morning headlines

KATE BOSWORTH – after dating for three years, Kate reportedly dumped her boyfriend (this dork) over the weekend.  And I wore some snug fit jeans and a sleeveless mesh t-shirt to the clubs this weekend.  Coincidence, or did mommy see something she liked?  (source = star)

RIHANNA – some quotes from teen girls in NYC about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna:  “He shouldn’t get into trouble.  She probably feels bad that it was her fault, so she took him back.”  “She deserves it for being so jealous.”  “She probably made him mad for him to react like that.”  “SHAME ON YOU RIHANNA!!!”  “She probably ran into a door and was too embarrassed so blamed it on Chris.”  Note to self: go beat up teen girls in NYC.  They don’t mind.  (source = new york times)

LADY GAGA – you could live to a hundred and travel the world and never see anyone less sexy than Lady GaGa, yet I’m still strangely compelled to stare at her tits.  Being a dude really sucks sometimes. (source = pacific coast)

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  1. Terd Ferguson 03/19/2009 07:50

    Please kill Lady Gaga

  2. Terd Ferguson 03/19/2009 07:50

    Figz and shit

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/19/2009 07:52

    All I know about Lady Gaga I learned here and all I know is that I fucking hate her and would throw a glass of AIDS in her face if I ever saw her.

  4. goofy fat titties 03/19/2009 07:52

    i agree. the fake nazi look lost its appeal shortly after ww2

  5. DB's Treasure 03/19/2009 07:52

    Lady Gaga is uglier than a sun burned scrotum nailed to Roseanne Barr’s meat sails.

  6. Sensei John Kreese 03/19/2009 07:54

    “throw a glass of AIDS in her face”

    = best line today. Kudos.

    DB,

    You made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

  7. Death to Finkle! 03/19/2009 07:54

    C.C Deville’s hat (and hair) in da house!!!

  8. TopherRyan 03/19/2009 07:54

    I like Lady Gaga and think she is a very talented musician.

  9. GeneralDouchery 03/19/2009 07:55

    Lady GaGa…ugh…hard to believe we could sink lower in tit quality than Shauna but hey, still tits I guess.

  10. WhoIsThisGuy 03/19/2009 07:56

    Quick marry F kill - F Rihanna (seems like she likes it rough), marry Kate and kill Gaga.

  11. RedRage 03/19/2009 07:57

    Toph, tell us your joking. Musician? What instrument does she play?

  12. DB's Treasure 03/19/2009 07:57

    Shauna of the dead showed her tits??????? WHY WASN’T I CONSULTED!?!?!?

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 03/19/2009 07:57

    Maybe Lady GaGa is considering a name change to Lady TaTa…

  14. GeneralDouchery 03/19/2009 07:57

    No DB, the other skank named Shauna.

  15. RemSteale 03/19/2009 07:58

    Cant we just marry and fuck Kate and kill the other two???

  16. Sensei John Kreese 03/19/2009 07:58

    Marry Gaga, why? Because I can.

    F Kate, why? Because she seems really proper and most likely then an absolute freak in bed.

    Kill Rihanna, why? Process of elimination.

  17. DB's Treasure 03/19/2009 07:58

    RedRage, you can still be a musician if all you do is sing. Your voice is considered an instrument.

    I’m not saying Lady Gaga is a musician, though. She sucks miles of poo covered dork.

  18. WhoIsThisGuy 03/19/2009 07:58

    Rem - Dont see why not?

  19. WhoIsThisGuy 03/19/2009 07:58

    Rem - Dont see why not?

  20. RedRage 03/19/2009 08:00

    See how little I know about her? I though she was a DJ….. How were the lesbian bars in NY DB?

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