03.27.2009 todays top story: tiny shorts

Megan Fox worked some awesomely short shorts yesterday in West Hollywood, and it made me very happy, but also concerned.  I worry that my penis isn’t good enough to be inside someone this glorious.  I feel like I should have it dipped in gold or something first.  I’ve already started to fill a syringe with grenadine once a week and then I stab it in my balls so that if we ever have sex I’ll taste like cherries.  Just in case.

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  1. Long_Duk_Dong 03/27/2009 06:31

    well fuck me running

  2. Paparazzi Sniper 03/27/2009 06:31

    she stole my shorts!!!

  3. Long_Duk_Dong 03/27/2009 06:31

    well fuck me running

  4. Paparazzi Sniper 03/27/2009 06:32

    she stole my shorts!!!

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/27/2009 06:32

    I wonder what it’s like to walk around knowing every single male (and quite a few females) you encounter would sever an arm to have sex with you.

    I would even consider letting her kill me while I was banging her if she was into that sort of thing.

  6. fears are wishes 03/27/2009 06:33

    Her bra is too small and it is causing her giant puffies to spill out over the top.

    Looks like crap. Get one that fits or don’t wear one at all. Those after aftermarket bolt-ons will stand on their own.

  7. Zombie 03/27/2009 06:34

    LDD and Pap, you 2 twins or something?

  8. SuperB 03/27/2009 06:35

    Who wears short shorts???

    MF wears short shorts!

  9. Maximus-Taint 03/27/2009 06:36

    She’s hot. But boring.

  10. RedRage 03/27/2009 06:36

    What’s with the Clark W Griswald van she’s driving?

  11. KoNiG YoSHi 03/27/2009 06:36

    and god said let there be hott ass in short shorts

  12. Paparazzi Sniper 03/27/2009 06:36

    I wonder what it’s like to walk around knowing every single male (and quite a few females) you encounter would sever an arm to have sex with you.

    BSDC…..I just keep walking…i know there looking and it’s a turn on sometimes. I prefer when they are with there girlfriend, thats when i make i contact and smile, jsut to be evil.

  13. 03/27/2009 06:36

    and god said let there be hott ass in short shorts

  14. SuperB 03/27/2009 06:37

    Jeezy petes this chick needs some serious fashion consultation.

    Grey cardigan, white tank top…brown belt denim and pink flip flops.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  15. Long_Duk_Dong 03/27/2009 06:37

    I have no clue why it doubled up there…..

    “no sir. we are not realations, sir.”
    ..Forrest Gump, Vietnam, 1967

  16. Maximus-Taint 03/27/2009 06:38

    that main pic looks like she’s got a whole string of anal beads in her

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 03/27/2009 06:38

    relations….mutha fahqa

  18. KoNiG YoSHi 03/27/2009 06:39

    i dont know about you guys but im pumped for trandformers two…

  19. p@cruse 03/27/2009 06:39

    theres nothing i wouldnt eat out of her ass

  20. 03/27/2009 06:39

    i dont know about you guys but im pumped for trandformers two…

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