todays top story: tiny shorts

March 27, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Megan Fox worked some awesomely short shorts yesterday in West Hollywood, and it made me very happy, but also concerned.  I worry that my penis isn’t good enough to be inside someone this glorious.  I feel like I should have it dipped in gold or something first.  I’ve already started to fill a syringe with grenadine once a week and then I stab it in my balls so that if we ever have sex I’ll taste like cherries.  Just in case.

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