03.16.2009 usher is getting over his shock

Ushers wife almost died on the operating table last week (more here), and everyone handles this type of tragedy differently.  Some people sink into a deep depression, others get very pro-active in a “seize the day” type thing.  Usher did the kind where you fly to Paris and spray million dollar champagne on a strippers giant titties.  It’s unconventional, but look, he does appear to be moving forward.  The initial data seems to warrant more investigation.

(image source = fame pictures)


(52) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/16/2009 05:43

    I actually give him some credit, a week is a long time. I don’t think I could be around that man-faced ugly-assed troll of a wife he has for five minutes without wanting to break out of there like it was prison.

  2. lady garden 03/16/2009 05:47

    He’s the bottom right?

  3. Terd Ferguson 03/16/2009 05:48

    His wife looks like a dude. Even after surgery. I would do the same thing.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 03/16/2009 05:49

    I wonder what “grief therapy” would have entailed had his Sasquatch…I mean, spouse…actually died…and does anyone have the name of his therapist?

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 03/16/2009 05:52

    “He’s the bottom, right?”

    Only in the relationship with his wife…I believe her name is Yeti or something…

  6. RemSteale 03/16/2009 05:52

    Rather funny how he complained about Chris Brown having fun on jet ski’s the other week….

  7. Terd Ferguson 03/16/2009 05:54

    Does anyone else see the I Love You man counter on the right AND have it fucked up on the days? Mine says 13 days until March 20. What kind of queer Dane Cook math is that?

  8. RemSteale 03/16/2009 05:54

    On a side note, look at the strippers face, particularly in pic#21.
    Miley Cyrus’ future career once Disney have used her up and spit her out.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 03/16/2009 05:55

    Rem, but you can see from the pics that Usher is only putting on a brave face for the cameras…

    stiff upper lip, Usher…I feel your pain!

  10. Paleomiz 03/16/2009 05:57

    Actually, he’s just doing the stripper a favor–she has a crippling golden shower fetish and he’s just being a good samaritan

  11. Sensei John Kreese 03/16/2009 05:59

    It’s like that scene in ‘The Jerk’ when Navin asks his butler if he’s over the grief of his wife being shot by the firing squad and the butler just chuckles.

  12. Zombie 03/16/2009 05:59

    Welcome back BSDC, where exactly have you been?

    ::crosses arms and taps foot::

  13. Just the Tip 03/16/2009 06:01

    I like to spray big titties with my million count jizz…

    That tops the champagne, right?

  14. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/16/2009 06:02

    Thanks Zombie…I was really busy IRL for a few weeks.

  15. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/16/2009 06:03

    The chick he is partying with makes me want to send my wife to Brazil for surgery…

  16. Just the Tip 03/16/2009 06:04

    How do we even know this bitch is a stripper? I see no stripping occurring.

  17. smells like ass 03/16/2009 06:07

    Fucking FUNNY, ZOMBIE MISSED BIG SMELLY DIRT COCK.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….What a FAG!

  18. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 03/16/2009 06:09

    Yeah I am with JTT, she has socks on… I say not a stripper, I say just your average big titted sock wearing girl with Clear High heels and tattoos in various places denoting she would screw you for money…. not money for services, just if you had money on you… my take.

  19. Zombie 03/16/2009 06:10

    Cool BSDC. Well I must say you’ve missed out on a lot of incredible posts chock full of tits, ass, and toe beyond your wildest dreams!

    Just kidding. Same old Chris Brown/Paris Hilton/Angelina Jolie shit.

  20. Chubb Norris 03/16/2009 06:11

    MMMmmm…French whores. There may be hope for you yet new guy.

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