JESSICA SIMPSON – a Nashville web site says she has been dropped by her country record label. Her tour has, “been marked by fumbled songs, do overs and booing crowds.” How GD bad was it that a country music crowd boo'd Daisy Duke? What did she do, jack off a black guy? (ok!)
KAL PENN – has been hired by the White House as a liaison (wait, what) to help maintain communication between the President and Hollywood. Or to be a binding and thickening agent used in cooking. But probably that first one, the one about talking. (source = ap)
TRICIA HELFER – did you know that “Battlestar Galactica” star Tricia Helfer was in Playboy in 2007? Because I somehow did not. Which is surprising because I love Tricia Helfer and 2007. (source = playboy cyber club)
I’d drag my dick over 5 miles of broken glass, razor blades and fire ants just to hear Tricia Helfer fart over a cell phone.
TITTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
daaaaamn #6!!
so say we all :)
Those are “headlines”?
Damn! Ok now I’m out.
FOE; A chick my sister worked with grew up with Tricia Helfer in Sask. If her cell hadn’t been in her pocket I would have swiped it to get her number.
I know it is airbrushed…but for a few minutes I am gonna not act like I care and say
THANK YOU GOD
If she’s not willing to show her kitty, why bother? Tits are a dime a dozen
“Her tour has, ‘been marked by fumbled songs, do overs and booing crowds.’”
Much like her life as a pop diva and Daddy’s favorite fuck-toy…
And we alllll cylonnnnnnnnn;the moon, the stars and the sunnnnnnnnn
i met her at a wizard con once. beautiful woman.
no judging i was trying to be the best wife i could be.
well, that explains why my penis is wearing a cylon warrior helmet and repeating “Imperious Leader” over and over…he’s old-school…
I have no idea who naked girl is. Dwight Schrute and I don’t have the same taste in TV shows….
woowoo, I come back to Titties! YaY
In Jessica’s defense, when told she’d be doing Country Music, she simply figured that meant singing NOT in the City.
Blunted Bonobo, sometimes you just have to “roll the hard six” and take the phone anyway.
Well done JTT. Best line I’ve seen in a while.
FOE; It was contemplated. Being on probation didn’t help the decision.
Great ass in pic #14.
Also, for those of you who know how to read. TV Guide had a great 3 page interviews with cast and crew of Battlestar.
The one guy who played Baltar told the story of his first sex scene with Tricia Helfer, and how insecure he was.
The Camera man said: “Dude, you’re in a sex scene with Tricia Helfer, trust me, NO ONE is looking at you!”
How true is that shit? I don’t think I remember seeing a singe person on the screen when Helfer had screen time!
SO THAT’S WHY THEY KILLED KUTNER OFF IN HOUSE?!
Fucking fox faggots!