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(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

July 1, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just so we’re clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from ‘the Bachelor’. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she’s been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any... READ MORE

vanessa hudgens must be handicapped

May 29, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens of course is that sexy bitch from those Disney movies, and yesterday she was caught parking in an alleged handicapped spot (they should mark these better). I get mad when unattractive people do that, but in this... READ MORE

punching girls is good excercise

September 18, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Picking up trash because you punch girls in the face got a little bit sexier today when Chris Brown took off his shirt after a hard day of court ordered public service. He’s a jackass but he’s got good... READ MORE

you women are all nuts

September 17, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna walked around New York yesterday with her pierced breasts on full display, and Jesus Christ I’ve just about had it with you god damn women. I dated a girl once and it took three weeks to get her... READ MORE

Milla is completely awesome, naked

September 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of ‘Purple’ magazine will undoubtedly agree. I’ll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess... READ MORE

Miami looks fun

August 25, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Actress Carla Velli is kind of like the Scarlett Johansson of Italy, and I have no idea if that’s true or not but people are always saying dumb shit like that so it might be true, and if we... READ MORE

Oh hell yes

August 20, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not entirely sure how someone could lay out poolside at a hotel in Los Angeles and yet the only pictures of it are in newspapers from London, but that’s what Kelly Brook and her boyfriend whose name I’m... READ MORE

Way to go Kanye

August 20, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Considering how rich he is I always thought Kanye could do better than Amber Rose.  She’s not that good looking and her haircut makes her look like she’s from the future, and she has that big ass which I... READ MORE

Playboy gets it

August 17, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a... READ MORE

Stick to things like this

August 15, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy is mostly famous these days for her comically uninformed rants about vaccines causing autism. Time magazine and Johns Hopkins hospital say there’s no evidence of any kind that this is true, but Jenny has big tits and... READ MORE

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