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April 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

CELINE DION – is in talks to buy the NHL’s Montreal Canadians.  And maybe after that Bette Middler can buy the UFC, and we’ll just fag up all the good sports one by one.  (source = reuters)

KANYE WEST – "South Park" ripped him apart last night, and on his blog he wrote that it hurt his feelings, and "I JUST WANT TO BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM."  Actually a better way to start would be to turn off the GD caps lock key.  (source = the ap)

JENNIFER LOPEZ – she has so many wigs she has a room just for them.  "Jennifer keeps the door locked and hardly ever lets anyone in the room, not even Marc.  The shelves on the walls are full of plastic heads holding the best hairpieces money can buy."  Talk about crazy.  A Puerto Rican woman in a wig?!  Now I’ve heard everything. (source = star and wenn)

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