04.09.2009 afternoon headlines

CELINE DION - is in talks to buy the NHL’s Montreal Canadians.  And maybe after that Bette Middler can buy the UFC, and we’ll just fag up all the good sports one by one.  (source = reuters)

KANYE WEST - "South Park" ripped him apart last night, and on his blog he wrote that it hurt his feelings, and "I JUST WANT TO BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM."  Actually a better way to start would be to turn off the GD caps lock key.  (source = the ap)

JENNIFER LOPEZ - she has so many wigs she has a room just for them.  "Jennifer keeps the door locked and hardly ever lets anyone in the room, not even Marc.  The shelves on the walls are full of plastic heads holding the best hairpieces money can buy."  Talk about crazy.  A Puerto Rican woman in a wig?!  Now I’ve heard everything. (source = star and wenn)

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  1. GeneralDouchery 04/09/2009 15:36

    Wouldn’t hit it.

  2. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/09/2009 15:38

    Quite a FMK list…

    What would you do if Kill was reserved for Celine Dion?

  3. Observer 04/09/2009 15:40

    I bet Mark put that lock on the door for Yennifer on my cock….

  4. Fake FatOldElvis 04/09/2009 15:41

    Mr. Stark dudes shall not be on any fmk list. Try again. Fist

  5. Observer 04/09/2009 15:43

    I will also go out on a limb with this comment….

    ….if you are going to post pointless drivel…..

    …put a couple of whores up there like Mila Kunis earlier this afternoon

    ….even a drunken Avril is better than this…..

  6. EdgardoElegante 04/09/2009 15:45

    I wonder if Jennifer Lopez has a separate room for merkins.

  7. EdgardoElegante 04/09/2009 15:45

    I wonder if JLo has a separate room for merkins

  8. EdgardoElegante 04/09/2009 15:46

    lolz I wonder if I can double post,

    double post

  9. Old_Perv 04/09/2009 15:46

    oh geeeze

  10. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/09/2009 15:48

    Elvis, the times are changing (watch the news bub), it is unfair to non gays to only have single sex FMK lists and the implications now are far more disturbing.

  11. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/09/2009 15:49

    meant to say “unfair to gays”

    I drink too GD much…

  12. Fake FatOldElvis 04/09/2009 15:50

    Distancing from Mr. Stark……… Fist

  13. Blunted Bonobo 04/09/2009 15:52

    CAPS LOCK - CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

  14. Observer 04/09/2009 15:53

    Mr Stark…..

    ….can I “claim” not to be a homo…..because Kanye is considered to be a pussy??

  15. Silverback 04/09/2009 15:55

    For now they’re plastic heads. Give her a few years.

  16. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/09/2009 15:55

    Obs, yes. You found a way out of the problem using original, non-linear thinking.

    ::Thumbs Up::

  17. Fake FatOldElvis 04/09/2009 15:57

    “Hey Dil(Mr. Stark)”, aren’t you late to meeting up with the NASCAR crowd discussed earlier? Fist

  18. Fake FatOldElvis 04/09/2009 15:58

    And “”Thumbs Up::” up your ass. Fist

  19. Old_Perv 04/09/2009 16:00

    Maybe Jennifer keeps Mark out of that room because getting plastic head beats getting real head from Ms. Lopez.

  20. Fake FatOldElvis 04/09/2009 16:02

    “More” BSDC

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