Anna Faris is super hot, but not just super hot. She’s also really really funny. And let’s not forget super hot. And she looked fantastic last night for the premiere of “Something Something Movie”, the problem is that she and her awesome dress are standing in front of a six-foot Seth Rogan face. So if you ask these pictures out on a date like I did, when you make your move, Seth Rogans giant fuckin head is, not just looking at you, but pointing at his eyes, as if to say, “I see you, I see what you’re doing. And I’m going to tell.” I thought the solution was to photoshop a picture of me over Seth Rogan, as if she and I were in love, but it turns out – and I did not realize this before – the one thing more uncomfortable to masturbating while looking at a dude is masturbating while looking at a dude who is you. It’s like I jerked off on my twin.
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go anna!
I’d make her brown eye red.
oh, and i was first!
“I would throw my stuff in her then let her beat the living hell out of me so I could file assault charges on her.” fist
Why do women wear those ugly-ass stripper heels?
She is totally hot and somehow able to be funny too.
Saw her being interviewed and she’s also an intelligent, well-spoken, delight.
I’ve had a crush on her since Scary Movie…
I believe having sex with Anna would be absolute bliss.
I want her to be MY House Bunny!!!
BTW…I saw her in a movie called Skanks way back like 10 years ago and called DIBS! I knew she was gonna be hot
I blow my wad on her like that dude in Scary Movie 3 or 4 or 5 or 2
I can’t decide if her face is fugly.
Want to touch the heiny
el jefe, i don’t see the stripper shoes?
and i like her. i think she’s cute and she’s hella funny.
Snatch…..
“I can’t decide if her face is fugly.”
…let me help…..It’s cute in an ugly kind of way…..
Seth Rogan hooked up with Anna in a scene right after she puked. I actually did that with my buddy’s MEGA HOT cousin at a country concert. Seriously, I’m talkin SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN hot. I’d show you guys a pic but I don’t have a facebook or myspace account, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. She had one too many rum in cokes and puked on the grass at the concert. I made it my mission to take care of her. I sat on the ground with her and petted her hair and let her head lay in my lap. I looked down and she was giving me “the look”. I really couldn’t believe it cause she is so ridiculously hot. I leaned down and muck mouthed her. I would have kissed her if she had a swarm of bees in her mouth. I didn’t care.
Notwithstanding the above comment by me….
…I’d love to fuck her….
Why?
I love fucking….
DB’s Treasure……
I used to work with a kid (in sort of a stock room)….
…and he told me his girlfriend once threw up into his mouth while they were making out…..
they were eighteen
sorry to ask, but what is muck mouthing?
The only reason Seth Rogen exists is to prove to me that I even I could be a movie star…the fat (and possibly, temporarily not so fat) basstid…
She could fart in my face.
Obs, I’m prepared for the day I unluckily dick a girl in her butt and she poops all over my crotch. I’ll just lay there saying, “So you want me to keep going or is this a big deal?” Like I said before, brother…gotta expect the unexpected and prepare for the worst.