04.27.2009 lindsay needs to try harder

Lindsay spent the weekend in Maui, and I’m all in favor of her staging bikini pictures, but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that she try at least a little to hide her motives.  At least go to the beach, or a pool or bikini store, anywhere where bikinis might be appropriate.  I think she’s just going over to the paparazzi's house and taking off her clothes in their yard now.  If this doesn't work she can always press her tits against the glass behind Mat Lauer on the Today Show.

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  1. DB's Treasure 04/27/2009 06:26

    I don’t care how filthy or crazy this girl is…I see sideboob like that and I wanna nail it through a box spring.

  2. Zombie 04/27/2009 06:26

    She’s cupping a fart in pic #1.

  3. RemSteale 04/27/2009 06:27

    She. Needs. To. Eat.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 04/27/2009 06:28

    DB, were you the photog of record for pic #10?

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/27/2009 06:28

    That brunette is kind of hot. There’s a pair I wouldn’t mind seeing in each other’s crotches as opposed to that lame hat wearing beast of an ex-girlfriend.

  6. I Am Lora's Inflamed Sense Of Rejection 04/27/2009 06:28

    God, she’s so hot.

  7. Zombie 04/27/2009 06:30

    Holy shit, did (P)rick just make an original comment without spinning off someone else’s?

    ::checks to verify that it’s not a clone::

  8. Watt(Power) 04/27/2009 06:31

    Saggy ass.

  9. Watt(Power) 04/27/2009 06:32

    DB was too busy trying to lick her ass at that point.

  10. Paleomiz 04/27/2009 06:32

    Now she just needs to find an appropriate place to wear a plastic bag and some duct tape

  11. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 04/27/2009 06:33

    She is what 90 pounds now… will someone please explain her boobs to me again…. It is my job to know the human body (hello ladies)… and this one still baffles me.

  12. DB's Treasure 04/27/2009 06:33

    Rick, if you attempt to blow my cover one more time I will be forced to execute you.

    ::winds camera; disappears into the shadows::

  13. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 04/27/2009 06:35

    The books she is carrying is some of those that are hollowed out, so she can store the heroine, needles and the febreeze travel size for her snatch… Zing.

  14. Sensei John Kreese 04/27/2009 06:36

    With tits like that, how can she have no ass?

  15. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 04/27/2009 06:37

    and by zing I mean ride lo.

    Ride lo.

  16. RemSteale 04/27/2009 06:37

    Because contrary to what she has always said, they arent natural??

  17. LoRider 04/27/2009 06:37

    25 years old and over the hill.

    For the last 8 years or so.

  18. DB's Treasure 04/27/2009 06:41

    As much as I would bang this featherweight around the bedroom, in about 5 years or so she’s gonna look like a sun damaged, deflated bagpipe and I must say no to that…

    …okay, maybe not “no”. Perhaps “kill that light”.

  19. LoRider 04/27/2009 06:42

    It’s cool, GGT, I lost the copyright last week, so feel free to use it anywhere you see fit.

  20. Achilles 04/27/2009 06:42

    They have to be fake… You dont lose that much weight and maintain that rack.

    Just. Doesnt. Happen.

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