It was a mostly traditional Easter egg hunt in Beverly Hills yesterday, where Kate Beckinsale wore bunny ears and a fluffy white tail. “Traditional” in the sense that the women hid easter eggs and candy, but different because every guy had to hide something too. Namely, their resentment because their wife doesn't look like this, and also their erections, perhaps with a hat or, if they can, the life-saving tuck-it-under-the-belt move.By the way little dude, I’m pretty sure boys aren’t supposed to go to Easter egg hunts dressed as a Transformer, and I’m 100 percent sure they’re not supposed to wear bunny ears. I wish I had been there so I could have called him Optimus Fag all day. And I don’t mean “been there as an 8-year-old”, I mean now.
(image source = pacific coast)