what a sexy easter

April 13, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It was a mostly traditional Easter egg hunt in Beverly Hills yesterday, where Kate Beckinsale wore bunny ears and a fluffy white tail.  “Traditional” in the sense that the women hid easter eggs and candy, but different because every guy had to hide something too.  Namely, their resentment because their wife doesn't look like this, and also their erections, perhaps with a hat or, if they can, the life-saving tuck-it-under-the-belt move.By the way little dude, I’m pretty sure boys aren’t supposed to go to Easter egg hunts dressed as a Transformer, and I’m 100 percent sure they’re not supposed to wear bunny ears.  I wish I had been there so I could have called him Optimus Fag all day.  And I don’t mean “been there as an 8-year-old”, I mean now. 

(image source = pacific coast)

Tags: kate beckinsale

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@) and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.


Related Post