It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As you can see big stars were there like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls and Mickey Rourke even stormed the ring to save Rick Flair from Chris Jericho. Rourke was able to win because he was in a wresting themed movie, and also because he disguised himself as a Chinese gold prospector from 1850. It was the biggest moment of the night, some people might be saying if I knew where to look up that kind of thing.
But the real star was Nicole and her big awesome rack. God damn she is just fantastic. And I bet it’s no coincidence that the microphone at her press conference was practically laid between her tits. Hey, hey, I got something I wouldn’t mind laying right there, if you know what I'm sayin. If you know what I mean. It’s a digital tape recorder, so if something were to happen to my notes I could accurately transcribe what was said during the Q and A sessions.