It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As you can see big stars were there like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls and Mickey Rourke even stormed the ring to save Rick Flair from Chris Jericho. Rourke was able to win because he was in a wresting themed movie, and also because he disguised himself as a Chinese gold prospector from 1850. It was the biggest moment of the night, some people might be saying if I knew where to look up that kind of thing.
But the real star was Nicole and her big awesome rack. God damn she is just fantastic. And I bet it’s no coincidence that the microphone at her press conference was practically laid between her tits. Hey, hey, I got something I wouldn’t mind laying right there, if you know what I'm sayin. If you know what I mean. It’s a digital tape recorder, so if something were to happen to my notes I could accurately transcribe what was said during the Q and A sessions.
(image source = getty and splash)
Hey Now!!!
SPEAKING OF HUGE…..looks down!
Tits!!!
I thawt I saw a pussycat nip.
…and it’s RAW still down in Houston tonight kids!
Said the guy that couldn’t give a fuck.
I’m gonna have to wrestle Chubby Elvis for a few minutes.
hey nicole…wrestle this!!!
:motions with both hands to crotch:
The tits match the wrestling. Both fake.
I’m sure ohmwrecker is going to nut on himself when he sees pic #7.
Rick Flair? Did I just inadvertently step into a time machine or something?
Oh yeah, nice tits, would look even nicer with my mouth around them blah blah etc., etc.
“…(which is why I suck worse than normal today)…”
I think he’s on to us being on to him about not being him!
I get wood over Mickey rourke - is that bad?
Zombie..was the 160 comment a rag on weight?
and ugh…these guys with flabby old titties should hang it up. GROSSS
Fist
DB, I may have saw it at some point, and its just manifesting itself on here from somewhere in my subconscious.
Good point BSDC. What is it with all these celebrities who publicly “retire” yet continue to work in the business doing the same exact shit?
I totally just nutted myself!
“SPEAKING OF HUGE…..looks down!”
Standin on a fat broad, Mac Daddy?
MIckey Rourke would SOUPBONE all theses mofuckas.
i’m always amazed at how these old guys can still throw everyone around. shouldn’t they be like breaking hips left and right?