Stories involving idiots with big tits is my Vietnam. Zahra Schreiber wrestles and models and wrestle models for WWE’s farm-league brand NXT. A naked selfie of hers popped up on the Instagram account of WWE wrestler Seth Rollins. That... READ MORE

Jerry Lawlers ex-wife freaked everyone out this morning by saying that, though Lawler was now conscious and responsive, it still wasn’t clear if the lack oxygen to his brain left any permanent damage. But now more tests have been... READ MORE

Jerry Lawler, who should always be remembered as the guy who wrestled Andy Kaufman and then slapped him on David Letterman, suffered a heart attack live on ‘WWE Monday Night Raw’ last night in Montreal. And since this is... READ MORE

Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren’t so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a... READ MORE

I think they thought I was WWE superstar Batista, and frankly I don’t see the resemblance but whatever. Can I not even relax on South Beach for five god damn minutes without the paparazzi hounding me. Ohhh, oh my... READ MORE

It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today).  I totally... READ MORE