05.12.2009 Are we still doing this?

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It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!!

These pics were taken just last year.  This time, Carrie dropped her top for a professional photo shoot … another partially nude gig that she forgot to tell the Miss California officials about.  Donald Trump will decide today whether or not he’ll give Carrie the heave ho.

TMZ has 15 pictures, and in 4 of those they had to censor what might be one nipple. The one up top on the left is by far the worst. At least TMZ has the decency to call it (*) “partially nude”.  Perez Hilton says:

Carrie Prejean and her publicists have repeatedly sworn up and down that she only ever posed topless once.
Well, they’re fucking liars!  What does Jesus say about liars????
She’s not modeling lingerie in these pics! This is a full-on tittie shoot!

I don’t mean to nit-pick by pointing out what words mean, but either Miss California is a zebra or those gray things on the side of her torso are a “top”.  That is not “full-on” or “topless” or a “tittie shoot”, at least not based on any rational definition of those terms.

And … umm, at one point I saved two pictures of Diora Baird of “Star Trek”, one early naked modeling picture and one from Playboy (here and here) because I had some amazing point to make that involved tits but then I stared at her tits for 20 minutes and now I can’t remember what that was. But I’m sure it was brilliant. So if you could make up your own brilliant point and then write it on the screen as if I said it that would really help me out.

(229) Comments

  1. Pat 05/12/2009 06:20

    Perez Hilton is in fact gayer than AIDS.

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 05/12/2009 06:25

    “Donald Trump will decide today whether or not he’ll give Carrie the heave ho.”

    if by heave ho, you mean he’ll heave “Little Trump” right into dat ho…

  3. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 06:26

    Now THIS is more like it…

    ::soaks in hot tub::

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 05/12/2009 06:27

    “She’s not modeling lingerie in these pics! This is a full-on tittie shoot!”

    Wrong again, Peniz Hilton…as she is wearing panties, this qualifies as a lingerie shoot…of the better kind…

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 05/12/2009 06:28

    I suppose NPD got on board with Titty Tuesday…

  6. Zombie 05/12/2009 06:28

    That Diora Baird sure does have some massive mounds.

  7. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 06:29

    “What does Jesus say about liars????”

    Well, correct me if I am wrong, Perez, but God’s got something to say about fags too. Not that I am homophobic or believe anything the Bible says, but I hate hypocrites

  8. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/12/2009 06:29

    Perez Hilton is so gay… he bleeds rainbows and shits red aids awareness ribbons…

  9. GeneralDouchery 05/12/2009 06:30

    I would so fuck this chick but I’d have to shove a ball gag in her mouth because the words, “Model Christian” don’t get me off.

  10. Bloom 05/12/2009 06:31

    Those are some good tits on that Star Trek chick.

  11. Zombie 05/12/2009 06:32

    DB, you see Scotty Walker lay Aaron Ward’s punk ass out the other night?

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2009 06:33

    WOW your posts just keep getting more boring and as hard as it is to fathom, even LESS funny. The only god dam thing that saved this post from me smashing the monitor is that ugly chicks medium sized tit. I mean jesus christ man, your quoting Perez Hilton?!?! Don’t you have any decency?

  13. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/12/2009 06:33

    Those wouldn’t even qualify as nipslips…..

    Fuckin’ homos…..they wreck everything….

  14. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 06:33

    Zombie, I saw it and didn’t get what the whole fucking deal was. Ward looked like he wanted to start some whit, Walker was just the first to drop the gloves and make it happen. I dunno why the NHL’s vag is bleeding over that.

  15. DumbBlondeArkie 05/12/2009 06:34

    I love to see bullshit goody goody hypocritical people get what’s coming to them.
    bwahahahahaha

  16. Frank 05/12/2009 06:34

    Holy shit! I was beginning to forget what this page looked like with a post containing pictures of attractive girls in various states of undress. Good job NPD! (I’m going with positive reinforcement here since the bashing seems to have had little effect…everyone join me).

  17. DumbBlondeArkie 05/12/2009 06:36

    Frank, I have to admit the elastic waistband comment on the Jessica post made me laugh. a little.

  18. awwkitten 05/12/2009 06:37

    you already know she sucks because the only people defending her are morons who think she is losing her crown for being against gay marriage, and not because she posed mostly nude.

    in other, more exciting, news: the mavs won!

  19. Slaappy 05/12/2009 06:38

    Diora Baird deserves the title plus a million dollars for those wonderful 40DD.

  20. Zombie 05/12/2009 06:38

    Yeah they were originally looking at suspending Walker but settled with a $2,500 fine. I swear they’re trying to turn hockey into more and more of a pussy sport by penalizing fights.

    Alot of people say it was a sucker punch, but like you said Ward was asking for it. The last I checked when a guy shoves others around while constantly talking shit then he gets popped in the jaw by one of them, it’s not a sucker punch.

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