Would You Hit It: Topless Katie Price’s Horrifying Tits

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Eighty-four-year-old British socialite Katie Price recently took to the beach in Thailand to demonstrate that the price was indeed right for her Groupon tit job – about four dollars – by showing off her stapled on kettlebell boobs and... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

December 18, 2017 | naked | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Television this weekend was full of tit, with the usual suspect series delivering all that we've come to expect with our cable packages. The Girlfriend Experience brought five-inch-long nips from Louisa Krause while Carmen Ejogo was all about the old man porking half areola. Shanola Hampton... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Topless, Achieves Her Purpose

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you could track the timeline since Kylie Jenner's birth until the moment she shared her big fake breasts on camera, you'd see a natural progression to the reveal. She was doing bikini shots for cash at twelve. 

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Ashley Graham Naked

May 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's almost one entire lightbulb used in the shooting of Ashley Graham's first nude work. That's one more lightbulb than you would use at home. It's possible they concluded low lighting suits her profile, or that anything beyond sixty... READ MORE

Emilia Clark Topless As Needed

April 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After bursting onto the bigger world stage by way of being a continuously topless dragon mother in Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke declared she was no longer going to be naked on camera. 

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Navy Seal Busted for Making Porn With His Porn Star Wife

April 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's hard to think of something stupider than marrying a porn star. The odds of bad shit in your future just rose by ninety-nine percent. The upside is your wife is fucking tons of other men. 

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Lena Dunham Naked One Last Time

April 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's impossible to get completely accurate numbers on viewers for HBO shows since it's internally accounted among their paid subscribers. Let's call Girls their lowest rated multi-season series since that's the common assertion and HBO has never refuted the... READ MORE

Brooke Burke Topless Island Getaway

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you're fifteen, you'd kill to see an attractive forty-five year old woman take her top off at the beach. There's some reversal of desires regarding age difference as you yourself grow older and experience more female nudity in... READ MORE

Germans Are Hard to Take Seriously

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody thinks of the Germans until something bad happens with Germany. That's an inferior public relations position. You're the John Travolta of nations. Be like Sweden. Export funny girls and decent porn. When bad shit happens in Sweden, the... READ MORE

Aida Domenech Epitomizes Fashion Blogging

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's hard to remember how people got dressed in the morning before YouTube style influencers with foreign accents took on millions of daily viewers pretending to process TPS forms in their cubicles. It's like conjuring up how you got... READ MORE