Very obviously when Sacha Baron Cohen commits to a bit, he commits completely, even in ways - oh dear God please - never make it to the screen. The Sun UK says…
SACHA BARON COHEN couldn’t sit down for THREE DAYS after a bid to bleach ALL his body hair went badly wrong.
“He’d heard that all-over hairlessness is a popular trend in the gay community, so he thought he’d bleach all his hair so it looked invisible.
“Shortly after having the procedure done he felt a burning sensation and it grew steadily worse.
“He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation.”
Gay guys must have the courage of a lion to get this done. Of course he ended up in the ER. How could he not? It’s not DaVinici doing this stuff to people, a master of both anatomy and brush stroke, it’s some angry raver with a bone through her nose, smacking her nicotine gum as she rubs deadly chemicals into your anus. It’s true she’s wearing sterile protective gloves, but unfortunately your colon isn’t.
Ur shittin me, right? THIS is our first Friday post?
Where are the titties? The room will be talking cooters again inside 10 minutes
I’ll see your anal bleaching. And raise you one traffic cone.
Oh I am glad this was posted because I was going to bleach my brown eye this weekend
“It’s not DaVinici doing this stuff to people, a master of both anatomy and brush stroke, it’s some angry raver with a bone through her nose, smacking her nicotine gum as she rubs deadly chemicals into your anus.”
Both funny and strangely arousing…I approve!
and Lo…it’s better than many other first posts of late…
Not that that’s a bad thing
“I’ll see your anal bleaching. And raise you one traffic cone.”
I’ll call with a Mr. Hands and “one guy, one jar”…
The flying sausage..lol
http://tinyurl.com/p94fbx
“Shortly after, he felt a burning sensation and it grew steadily worse.”
and, honestly, just how many of us can make the same admission?
of course, in my case, it was the Icy Hot that almost made me a castrato…
which end of the cone?
If only he were as funny as Dane Cook
Perverts.
My ass looks like its sporting a 70s afro
gays people work hard to get anal pleasure!
whichever one you think is gonna hurt less… :P
Last time I couldn’t sit for three days was preceded by a scene just like that in ‘Leaving Las Vegas’ when Elisabeth Shue had to sit and bleed in the shower.
oh wow, and we’ve got emoticons now..
how’ve you been doll? I’ve been out of the country for most of the past 2 weeks.. still busy now.
I watched a documentary once about anal bleaching.
People are wierd..
One time I bleached the shit out of my foreskin after drinking a bottle of tequila and smoking a J. I pissed sideways for a week.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
i almost feel bad by thinking cohen’s shit is so funny. its so wrong.
“i almost feel bad by thinking cohen’s shit is so funny. its so wrong.”
SinDs, just say something nasty about Mandonna and her beast-child, and watch the almost bad feeling fade away quicker than a thought through Penis Hilton’s minuscule brain cell…