Sacha Baron Cohen Disrespects Unemployed White Drunk Soccer Fans

March 11, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

The New York Post has published an article criticizing Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie, The Brothers Grimsby, for being racist and insensitive toward impoverished white people. The article talks about Cohen’s privileged upbringing and his mocking of the soccer hooligan, welfare abusing working class Brits, known as “oiks.” Oikophobia’ is a workable term for this distasteful […]


Goddamn, Sacha Baron Cohen Is Annoying And Shit Around The Web

February 24, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Borat was funny. Then it went straight to turdsville. You’re Mr. Bean with nut sack jokes. Time for papa to get a brand new bag. How did he land Isla fisher, seriously? (Dlisted) Kate England is very flexy. It helps in her business. (Last Men On Earth) Olivia Rose is topless and hot as fuck […]


Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are good at Halloween

October 31, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Sorry to disappear for the past few days, but, long story short; this was not a good weekend to go to New York. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in Beverly Hills however, at a fancy Beverly Hills Halloween party. And according to the picture agency, “The happy couple are wearing sock monkey costumes […]


Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

May 17, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous. Tensions escalated when she […]


Sacha Baron Cohen fell off his camel

May 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator’, and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher, and their daughters Olive, 5, and Elula, 2. No not really. He’s fine. In fact he […]


The Dictator dumped Kim Jong Ils ashes on Ryan Seacrest

February 27, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Last week it was rumored that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the Oscar red carpet in character to promote his new movie ‘The Dictator’, and apparently that rumor was true, because that’s what he did. And then he dumped ashes all over Ryan Seacrest. “Part of me thought he would be up to something,” […]


Sacha Baron Cohen is or is not banned from the Oscars

February 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sacha Baron Cohen is invited to the Academy Awards on Sunday because he’s one of the stars of ‘Hugo’, which is nominated for Best Picture. And apparently that’s terrifying to some people because of his habit of showing up places in character to promote his new movies. New movies like the one where he plays […]