If anyone thought Candy Spelling would use today to backtrack from yesterdays comment when she essentially said her daughter Tori killed Aaron Spelling, well then I’d like to introduce you to Candy Spelling, because this is obviously the first you’ve ever heard of her. In todays Huffington Post she writes…
I didn’t intend to create headlines. I was asked a question about my daughter not speaking with my family, and I answered truthfully. My husband was very ill, and he had stopped eating and taking liquids. He called Tori on a daily basis, and never stopped asking if Tori had returned his call. We had to say no every day.
Actually that’s a blatant lie. She was never asked about Tori not speaking with the family. She was asked about the Beverly Hills mansion and what that was like for the two kids, and then this:
HOST: “Are things getting any better, I know that both of you have spoken in the media about how you’re trying to work on your relationship?”
CANDY: “(incoherent stammering) … I’ve always been trying to work on the relationship, I don’t know what the anger is. My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, 4 or 5 years.”
HOST: “I feel for you, it’s a very sad situation, because I know I would want my mom, I mean she is a part of my kids lives and I would love to see that for you because you’ve got two beautiful grandchildren.”
CANDY: “Yes and you know what, and it was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually, he just didn’t wanna live after that, he had done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and then she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”
So Candy is the real victim here it would seem. The host asked if things we’re getting better and then said well good luck. Candy had no choice but to eventually confess that Tori murdered her dad. They practically water-boarded that sweet old lady.
Well THIS was worth the wait.
PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
“They practically water-boarded that sweet old lady.”
If only they had…that would truly be Must See TV…
I think I just shat a land mine. Seriously, I just farted and it traveled up my crack and snapped.
candy spelling is a mean old bitch as New posting douche is a stupid dumb fuck.
I don’t care about this woman. Fuck her. I don’t care about Tori either, but she didn’t kill the guy, life killed the guy. He would’ve died anyway. Maybe old age, maybe a car crash, maybe AIDS, maybe gremlins. Who cares?
and next up on the ever popular “Separated at Birth”
Candy Spelling and…
http://tinyurl.com/ltotcy (SFW)
uncanny…
Sorry for their loss. They’ll all be dead in some decades anyway. Then no one will remember how they hated each other and how disrespectful some of them were to some of them. This world is full of crybaby sissies.
Tori Spelling should have demanded generation-skipping estate-planning before dad died….
….that is always a reason to get back on speaking terms…..
Irrevocable trusts should be present at every Passover…
DTF, you said on the previous:
“How does one go about asking someone to finger one’s ass whilst sucking one’s dork, pray tell?
I mean, in your words. I know how I do it.”
…if they’re a good woman, there’s no need to ask.
Tori Spelling has her mother’s…..chins.
DB, this seems to happen to you quite a bit. A friend of mine used to have this phenomena occur quite a bit. He’s dead now, of course. Maybe you should see a specialist.
OK, Current Posting Troglodyte, a few things:
1.) That banner picture is horrid. Why would you post that unless there was a funny punchline?
2.) Maybe you should go take some journalism classes. They teach you to be concise and make your make in as few words as possible.
3.) oh… who friggin’ cares…
LittleSpacemonkey….
….yes it is true…..the world will little note, nor long remember what we say here….
Yet….IT DEMANDS TO BE SAID!!!!!
Lo, I’d rather die living than nothing at all.
so if you can’t write n i g ger any more, does that mean that n i g g e r can’t post?
TITS, some very good points there on the real. Hopefully he will see it as constructive criticism and not humor..
Observer…
I like saying words.
I admire Pepper, he’s always testing the bounds of what can be gotten away with.
pepper, if only we were that lucky.
Micheal Jackson called…he wants his previous nose back