Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of “Inglourious Basterds”, the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie are American. I like them out there as representatives of the US. Unless we can somehow get John Wayne to date the Statue of Liberty, I vote for these two.
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I can’t believe those two are actually real… I have to say that Brad actually is pwning Angie in these photos.
What the hell happened here? The Brit post is gone and so are all the people.
Helloooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooo?
Seems like these two can do no wrong in the media. Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand…
::DBA kicks a rock, unplugs the vibrators and turns off the lights::
shoot…just missed DBA and the vibrators…
what me worry <—– You are an asshole with that first shit.
As for Angelina: I saw her tits 15 years ago in GIA and they hung like a cows udder back then. I’m sure now after all the kids she had, coupled with the freakishly low body weight she was rocking a few months ago, its safe to say they are a disaster. I don’t care how many 3rd world kids she adopts or how many fancy dresses and money she has, she will always the filthy whore that shot smack with billy bob and fukked him in a limo after making out with her brother….and thats not all that bad.
“its safe to say they are a disaster.”
Dirty, I prefer to call them the “Inglourious Basterds”…
I’d suck her tit until a dent formed in her back.
I’d motorboat them.
V12 style.
I’d…uh….fuck the inside of her elbows.
Send Row 2 Picture #4 to Jen Aniston!
“Send Row 2 Picture #4 to Jen Aniston!”
No need…Ms. Aniston is in a stable, loving relationship…with her Rabbit and a life-sized cutout of Brad on her bed…
Because FUCK THEM, that’s why!
Dirk, anyone who says anything bad about Angelina in Gia obviously has developed a keen liking for the taste of snausage. Perez’ site needs some love - head on over there.
If Superman went out with the Statue Of Library, wouldn’t that make Superman a little too weird to be a superhero, having a statue fetish and all?
Could we trust a man who has intimate relationships with rock molded into robbed ladies carrying torches?
oops. I think I meant robed.
buddy, Supes could instead hang with Wonder Woman, but two problems exist…
Point the first: Is WW a naturalized U.S citizen and thus a fitting partner to the all-American Supes?
Point the second: You remember what happened the last time Supes tried to hook up with WW,,,
It’s Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman’s penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it.” So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, “Did you hear something?” “No,” replies the Invisible Man, “but my butt is killing me.”
Hey Averunks, you Avatar looks a little like Ashlynn Brooke, mabye just me, and the size of the pic, but hey, take it or leave it
pardon me folks, but must be honest, never been a Jolie fan…Ashlynn B on the other hand…
I sadly only come here anymore to read the comments and even those have been lackluster lately.
Step your game up (in my whitest possible voice)