Kate says she isn’t cheating

Kate Gosselin, the Kate part of TLC’s hit show “John and Kate Plus Eight”, is still reeling from reports that her husband is cheating on her, but good news, now there’s something to take her mind off that.

Two weeks after stories linked her husband, Jon Gosselin, with a 23-year-old school teacher, Kate says she is now the target of tabloid lies.
“The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”

I was watching the NFL draft and some team drafted some guy and the commentator on the NFL Network said, “This guy is a monster, literally a monster!” And I thought, wait, literally a monster? Meaning what, he lives under a bridge and eats kids? Why don’t people care anymore that words have specific meanings. It’s not “unfathomable” you dumb bitch. Your sleeping around is not just as likely as a UFO attack. That bitch is guilty. She’s blowin every dude she can. Only guilty people try so hard to make you think they’re innocent.