Linda Hogan says her daughter Brooke bes’ stop lyin about her, or else she’ll face some vague, poorly-thought-out retribution. OK magazine says…
The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan’s door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things … “[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”
I’m not really positive that selling more records than Brooke Hogan would give anyone bragging rights over anyone else. Those dogs who bark Jingle Bells and the Spooky Halloween Sounds cd at Hallmark probably sell more than Brooke too. It would be like bragging about beating Lindsay at a drug test.
UNSEXY UPDATE 2 - k, so the Jamie Chung pics were, um, “taken down by request.” The part about bigshot photographer Randall Slavin still stands though.
I’m not even going to read this post and instead focus on the massive boner the unrelated pics are giving me and say that I would really like to see this Asian broad’s vagina and touch it if possible.
“[Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”
What?? I’ll bet that old pool boy is also a double-naught spy…area of operations…the cement pond…
NPD you are off the hook on this one…only because I really like East Asian chicks.
I am so thankful that he didn’t post pictures of the Hogans and instead gave us this sexy woman to drool over.
i’d hit that asian suspension styley, knees to ears.
she’d hate it though cuz every time i sunk my meat, i’d yell, “POKE FRY RIGH POKE FRY RIGH POKE FRY RIGH”
and seeing the lovely little lady in the pics has me going all Kim Jong-Il right now…
I’m so Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There’s no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne…
Okay, I actually read her quote and there’s no part of it I understand. It’s the same kind of gibberish the piss-bum out in front of the building mutters. But at least occasionally she offers to suck your dick for a quarter. Sheesh!
she makes me feel like I have pop rocks in my pants
CB, I rather see your ass and rice….
you don’t “pursue” a paramedic/firefighting career. the alcohol and failure at everything else takes you there.
Pop Rocks! Snatch, going old school!
“I know Snatch, just giving (p) a little awwwwwness…”
B, instead of awwwwwness, you have access to weaponry…a couple of .50 cal. hollow points from your Desert Eagle(s) just above my left eye should serve me well…I’ll take FMJ in a pinch…
Headly! What’s up m0f0?
Brooke Hogan is a man
“you don’t “pursue” a paramedic/firefighting career. the alcohol and failure at everything else takes you there.”
I’m a paramedic? Hmm. That would explain the blue jumpsuit…
watt,
you should trade dicks with her.
“Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants”
too bad modern science hasn’t perfected brain implants…
JCVD, I see you’ve undergone yet another transformation! Splendid to see you yet again!
“you should trade dicks with her.”
I would lefty, but I do not have the requisite musculature to swing a side of beef between my legs…
Oh shit, that asian girl was on the Real World, San Diego I believe. hot as fuck!