Linda Hogan says her daughter Brooke bes’ stop lyin about her, or else she’ll face some vague, poorly-thought-out retribution. OK magazine says…
The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan’s door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things … “[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda’s new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”
I’m not really positive that selling more records than Brooke Hogan would give anyone bragging rights over anyone else. Those dogs who bark Jingle Bells and the Spooky Halloween Sounds cd at Hallmark probably sell more than Brooke too. It would be like bragging about beating Lindsay at a drug test.
UNSEXY UPDATE 2 – k, so the Jamie Chung pics were, um, “taken down by request.” The part about bigshot photographer Randall Slavin still stands though.