Mario Lopez looked like a complete fairy when he threw out the first pitch at last nights Dodgers game, but it wasn’t his fault because they had him stand so far away. The pitchers mound is roughly 60 feet away, and Mario was about 10 feet in front of that. In Little League the mound is 49 feet away, so Mario was even further than those professionally trained 8-year-olds. He should get even closer to home plate. And when he’s about to throw it someone in an all green outfit could take the ball from his hands and run it over and put it in the catchers glove. Maybe even move the ball in some crazy pattern so it looks like Mario has this unhittable corkscrew pitch. What an athlete!
Woo
I was always more of a Screech fan.
Why exactly does new poster dude say he looks like a fairy? Did he not get the ball to the plate? I don’t understand.
And, why are ARod, Jessica Biel and Kate Hudson tagged on this post?
He has Lamar’s limp-wristed throwing style down pat.
DBA, see SCUM’s comment @ 12:32, which pretty much nailed it.
Ah, shit. Who’s Lamar?
Even Stephen Hawking could have hit that pitch.
Goddamn AC Slater has gone to pot
“Latrell Lamar?”
“Lamar Latrell.”
Gay, Gayer, Gayest!
Who are Zombie, Topher, and pepper, Alex?
People in LA don’t know how to spell Fudgers..Fudgepackers….Dodgers
Lamar from Revenge Of The Nerds. Look it up.
who cares, he isn’t an athlete, he obviously wasn’t made for baseball. he was made to look pretty and that’s it.
Halebopp, your avi makes me sad. One of my favorite Arkies is a total fuckup.
DTF, RONTFL.
Yeah, I looked it up, but it still isn’t funny.
SinD, I totally agree. He might be a flaming homo, but he’s still pretty.
DBA, maybe Petticoat Junction is more your style.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Where the hell is Sensei?
A more important question would be why the hell would he let that limp-wristed fudgepacker join the Cobra Kai?
It’s true. Look it up. No wonder Daniel kicked their collective ass.
There are such bigger tools to pick on. The guy has a better delivery then the entire Dodgers starting rotation in my opinion.